Him: "Damn! I'm so horny right now, but I also need to take a piss."
Her: "Oh, I can be your peanut. You can piss in me and bang me if you want"
Her: "Oh, I can be your peanut. You can piss in me and bang me if you want"
by itzthtguy December 5, 2023
 Get the peanutmug.
Get the peanutmug. by 234rfv April 6, 2022
 Get the peanut buttermug.
Get the peanut buttermug. When somebody's lips are unbelievably crusty and dry that parts of the lips can be peeled off like an orange, and is so cracked that it gives the appearance of peanut brittle.
by BigBoiBlackie May 22, 2015
 Get the Peanut Brittlemug.
Get the Peanut Brittlemug. by Fecal Freak Fanatic  March 13, 2022
 Get the Peanut butter Snowmanmug.
Get the Peanut butter Snowmanmug. When a male has intercourse with someone in their asshole but their dick is covered in peanut butter. A play on peanut butter jelly.
by escry February 21, 2024
 Get the Peanut Butter Smellymug.
Get the Peanut Butter Smellymug. The concept of standing around and watching something unfold whilst contributing only snarky remarks or quips, often not engaging with whatever is actually happening in the first place.
by Joeladen June 19, 2025
 Get the Peanut Gallerymug.
Get the Peanut Gallerymug. by peenut5car3cr0w January 18, 2022
 Get the peanut scarecrowmug.
Get the peanut scarecrowmug.