Polite Awakening

Refers to when a person is woken up by way of a sexual act.

-Derived from the term "rude awakening." A polite awakening would be the opposite and much more preferable way to wake up.

"My girl gave me a polite awakening today. I wonder if she brushed her teeth before or after..."

by matty2jay December 18, 2011

polycentric

A person so enthralled with polyamory they forget about monogamy and monogamy-oriented thinking altogether.

John called me and said "Great news, we are pregnant!" and I am so polycentric my first words were, "Congratulations! Who is the mother?" Then I remembered he is in a monogamous relationship, so I guess his wife had better be the mother!

by Phlavor January 13, 2014

po'lice

The word "Po'lice" is used as a slang term to define a cop. It is used to express a strong dislike or hatred for a killer in blue.

lice infest my hair like the po'lice infest the street.

by Ryan February 7, 2005

Polite Conversation

slang for Anal sex

I met the president of the company last night at the dinner party and we made polite conversation.

I met with the Dean in his office to discuss my application but instead we made polite conversation.

by Blooshoo February 11, 2009

Polie

Sexy. From the russian word pol.

Oh, my god, did you see that polie man? He had no hair, but he had really awesome glasses!

by velocitygrrl January 19, 2006

Open Door Policy

The act of relieving ones bowls whilst leaving the door open.

My neighbors were quite shocked when they saw my "open door policy" enforced.

by Multiplebabyarms December 19, 2003

Policy

(adj.) To describe something as monotonous, senseless, and pointless, something similar to policy debate

Dude, this homework we got is so policy.

by [e-mail] January 21, 2011