Canadian Bottle Opener

Just before you plan having anal sex with your partner, you reach out the window wearing a hockey glove (to protect your hand from the cold) you grab your bottle of Maple Syrup. (all good Canadians keep at least 3 bottles of their favorite Maple Syrup in the snow fridge outside their window) Sticking the top of the bottle of Maple Syrup in their partners Tim Hortons Chocolate Donut Hole, you proceed to empty the entire bottle. At the very last drop you pop the bottle out and in a downward motion making the “O” ring pop the top sound as any great Canadian Lager would do upon opening.

I bet Nancy over last night and gave her a proper Canadian Bottle Opener. It was so loud it almost caused an avalanche out back.

by Artie J Saves December 23, 2025

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hop on the open

What you say to your music-making friends who you want to feature your song as the 2nd verse

cntct: yo, can you hop on the open i sent you like 3 months ago? i even mixed the song and everything
zade: nah

by rogerwilsonidontknowhim January 7, 2026

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Open Ended Movie

A storytelling style that reflects the ongoing nature of life, where the narrative lacks a clear structure or final conclusion, continuously presenting new conflicts and resolutions

The Lord of the Rings is not an open ended movie story—once the ring is destroyed, the main conflict is resolved, and the story concludes. In contrast, Ratatouille is an open-ended story. Remy achieves his dream of cooking within the first 20 minutes, but the narrative continues, introducing new conflicts and resolutions, reflecting the ongoing nature of life

by Ben Wise January 20, 2025

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OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR

when a specific blue robot does not know how to open a door

"okay my hand is on the handle what do I do now"
"OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR"

by theoneandonlyquandaledingle February 10, 2025

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open that shit up

Open that shit up is usually said at concerts and means make a mosh pit or make the posh pit bigger.

Rapper says to his crowd, “We bout to get lit. Open that shit up!”

by Albertito200 February 18, 2025

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open the schools

originally said by user c1rca_surv1ve on Twitter(X) in reaction to their friend saying the punk movement was just music, and fashion and had no relationship with politics.

1. person a: "punk is just music!" person b:"open the schools"

by takingbackemily February 19, 2025

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