by packratt5 July 17, 2009
When your partner takes a big hit of their joint and then slowly blows the smoke into your bare asshole, Toasting your salad
by Randy the perv March 01, 2021
A Toasted Salad is when you take a big hit of your joint/THC vape then slowly blow the smoke into your partners exposed asshole allowing it to soak up the THC. This will toast their salad.
by Randy the perv March 01, 2021
by Cribble crabdabbler July 04, 2021
Jack: You're brain's broken.
McD: Jack, brain's don't break. Please think .
Jack: Something I can do and you can't.
McD: I'm burnt toast.
McD: Jack, brain's don't break. Please think .
Jack: Something I can do and you can't.
McD: I'm burnt toast.
by Bobhiggleton101 January 31, 2016
Brandon couldn’t run fast enough and shit is pants and just sat there until he pulled out some burnt toast
by TheManWhoWearsDaPants April 06, 2018
If someone has "burnt toast" it means they are in a bad mood because of a sequence of events earlier in the day starting with burnt toast. Example: you wake up in the morning and burn your toast, so you're in a bad mood and cut someone off driving, then he's in a bad mood and snaps at his co worker, then he's in a bad mood goes home and fights with his wife, then she's in a bad mood etc etc,
by Shimmying August 22, 2017