Whale juice

Another name for a kale smoothie

Look at that #Trisha's Hushand's Girlfriend drinking up all that whale juice. That girl is thirsty!

by Hrd2gtt April 27, 2020

Flag

Get the Whale juice mug.

Simp juice

The source of energy for all simps. Once it goes out, no more simping.

Don't look at that simp. He already ran out of simp juice.

by Simpus Supremus June 15, 2020

Flag

Get the Simp juice mug.

Gold coloured super-powered beverage like lager or ale that grants Drongos their super powers, making them last far longer than they should’ve. Super powers include missing trains, flights or making friends wait in taxis or car pools. Other experiences include losing keys, wallets, phones or girlfriends, with usually an awkward story that accompanies it.

Bloke 1: “Mate, have you seen me keys? I think I may have left them... somewhere...”
Bloke 2: “No worries, I’ll get you another Drongo Juice and you’ll be fine out on my couch.”

by Dutch Bob August 1, 2020

Flag

Get the Drongo Juice mug.

Noise-juice

When someone is whingeing constantly

There was too much noise-juice coming from the father (not the kids)

by Powelly01 August 19, 2020

Flag

Get the Noise-juice mug.

Holy Juices

When a priest is ramming you from behind and he fills you with the embodiment of christ himself.

Joes neighborhood priest gave him some holy juices so he could not be demonized.

by FireSub EatLubs October 14, 2020

Flag

Get the Holy Juices mug.

juice lagoon

n. - 1) a woman who is ready for mating by massively increased vaginal excretion. Will usually be seen wearing next to nothing whilst grinding on the nearest cholo in the club.
2) the actual vagina of the aforementioned subject. A commonly seen feature in a squirter.

That bridesmaid party looks like a nest of juice lagoons.

-Jim, did you just take a shower?
- Naw. This juice lagoon just orgasmed while I was going down on her.

by kyldonia August 24, 2012

Flag