You: Come on Brantley, we really need to go...
Brantley: Wait a minute, I need to clip my toenails.
You: You're such a time burgler!
Brantley: Wait a minute, I need to clip my toenails.
You: You're such a time burgler!
by The Awesomenator August 04, 2005
by BuruNeko December 13, 2010
G-Burger is slang for a sleezy guy that preys on underage girls. Usually a drug addict. Unstable, bi polar , and insecure
by nasty animal party December 31, 2009
Noun.
A cleverly disguised nickname that implies that the subject has to have everything "There Way" just like the restaurant's campaign slogan, "Have It Your Way"
A cleverly disguised nickname that implies that the subject has to have everything "There Way" just like the restaurant's campaign slogan, "Have It Your Way"
"Dude, I'm so pissed at Burger King right now. She got all butt hurt when I didn't give her a ride to the mall."
by McPoofy December 10, 2007
A hamburger with only mayo. Whenever one bites into a jizz burger the grease and mayo unite to form a jizz like substance.
by stupidpseudo September 26, 2009
A burger job is simple, bascially while your partner is taking a crap, you coat their ass with many sorts of condiments while the large turd represents the beef section of the burger. After that it's pretty straight forward what happens....bon appetit
"Yo man last night I went back to that bitches house and I had to take a crap, so she went to the fridge and I totally gave her a Burger Job"
by vincemeister July 27, 2006
On a large industrial restaraunt grill several peeled and sliced raw onions are thrown with a large helping of lard.
Then a frozen hamburger patty is placed on top of the onions. As the onions burn they give off a nauseating stench that is blown into the outside air by large fans.
The smell is used to attract Okie neanderthals and to sicken passerbys. The buns are then used as sponges to soak up the onion juice as they brown. The onion burger is then assembled, wrapped in paper and placed in a bag.
After leaving the stand you sit in your car and digest this culinary affront. Always save the napkins and bag you will need these shortly.
Here are some other names for this Okie delicacy:
Diarrhea waiting to happen.
Dysentary on a plate.
Bulemic's delight.
The dam buster.
To add to the dining experience most of these onion burger stands do not have bathrooms.
Then a frozen hamburger patty is placed on top of the onions. As the onions burn they give off a nauseating stench that is blown into the outside air by large fans.
The smell is used to attract Okie neanderthals and to sicken passerbys. The buns are then used as sponges to soak up the onion juice as they brown. The onion burger is then assembled, wrapped in paper and placed in a bag.
After leaving the stand you sit in your car and digest this culinary affront. Always save the napkins and bag you will need these shortly.
Here are some other names for this Okie delicacy:
Diarrhea waiting to happen.
Dysentary on a plate.
Bulemic's delight.
The dam buster.
To add to the dining experience most of these onion burger stands do not have bathrooms.
Bob: "Are you hungry?"
Sally: "Well not too much, but I haven't puked yet today so we can get an onion burger."
Bob: "That's a great idea! I have been a little constipated lately."
Sally: "Well not too much, but I haven't puked yet today so we can get an onion burger."
Bob: "That's a great idea! I have been a little constipated lately."
by jsd9632 May 29, 2011