Brandan smashed one out at the computer while watching MILF porn at 7am before any of his coworkers arrived at work.
by Nope not me October 18, 2018
Get the Smashed one outmug. by Theunknownmanz January 11, 2018
Get the smash my grapesmug. 1. when you are so astounded, exited, or angry at or about something or someone that you have a seizure on top of your keyboard.
2. a subtle way to tell if someone is a part of the LGBTQ+
2. a subtle way to tell if someone is a part of the LGBTQ+
1: Astounded/Exited/Angry Keyboard Smash/Keysmash
Person 1: Hey look at this picture of a cute cat
Person 2: KUHYJTFGDTYJ&HTFHYBUHJGTVBYJKHBVYUHIUBY
2: Gay Keyboard Smash/Keysmash
Person 1: *says something funny*
(Gay) Person 2: ASKSJHBSGVBABHNJHB
Person 1: Hey look at this picture of a cute cat
Person 2: KUHYJTFGDTYJ&HTFHYBUHJGTVBYJKHBVYUHIUBY
2: Gay Keyboard Smash/Keysmash
Person 1: *says something funny*
(Gay) Person 2: ASKSJHBSGVBABHNJHB
by SeaNoodle March 24, 2023
Get the Keyboard smash/Keysmashmug. When someone has to be corrected, but you want to do it in a sort of polite way.
Note: can also be said as "sorry to smash your chicken"
Note: can also be said as "sorry to smash your chicken"
Person 1: Dude I bought these shoes and they're super cool!
Person 2: Not to smash your chicken, but those shoes are kind of ugly
Person 1 (playing beer pong): I just made a sweet shot!
Person 2: sorry to smash your chicken but your wrist was over the table so it doesn't count.
Person 2: Not to smash your chicken, but those shoes are kind of ugly
Person 1 (playing beer pong): I just made a sweet shot!
Person 2: sorry to smash your chicken but your wrist was over the table so it doesn't count.
by Kushmasta December 3, 2018
Get the Not To Smash Your Chickenmug. The act of fucking someone so hard it turns into to an Allmight and Deku gang bang.
But seriously watch the damn movie pussy, best movie ever aeeeeeeewggghhh 😫😫😫😫
But seriously watch the damn movie pussy, best movie ever aeeeeeeewggghhh 😫😫😫😫
Me and my friend fucked a girl so hard that it became a DOUBLE DETROIT SMASH. but seriously watch the movie.
by TTDAMD October 20, 2018
Get the Double detroit smashmug. a really smelly and garbage man
his cum tastes garbage and his dick is 2 mm
he gives the worst blowjobs and puts milk before cereal
his cum tastes garbage and his dick is 2 mm
he gives the worst blowjobs and puts milk before cereal
fordashy smashes bitches, well uhh, umm, gulp gulp gulp, also you are Floccinaucinihilipilification, anyways bye bitch
by fordashy is gay December 8, 2022
Get the fordashy smashes bitchesmug. The act of atomically deconstructing the structure of ones penis. It is a common joke among chemical engineers, and is also irreversible.
Chemist 1: What happened last night after the party! My dick looks like an infected clitoris!
Chemist 2: Josh had a successful round of Quantum Dick Smashing with you last night!
Chemist 2: Josh had a successful round of Quantum Dick Smashing with you last night!
by ablasteddburrito March 29, 2013
Get the Quantum Dick Smashingmug.