Dan

A Romanian cave-dwelling troglodyte. Spends an inordinate amount of time preparing an assortment of phallic dishes of strange mystery meats. Favorite hobbies include taking other peoples' inventories, chore-monitoring and stranglebating to midget porn.

Man, everytime I need something from the kitchen, there is a Dan in there doing a bunch of weird shit.

by Pancho Villa69 October 1, 2023

dAn

DAN HAS A 12 FOOT COCK WITH A HENCH MASCULING BODY AND IS A PUSSY MAGNET WITH THE MRS BUT MORE THAT MOST LOVE WW2 AND A GOOD TIME WITH UR MUM

GUY 1:I HAVE A 12 FOOT COCK AND HENCH BODY

GUY 2:IS UR NAME DAN?

GUY 1:HOW DID U KNOW

GUY 2:U SOUND LIKE A DAN

by 2315433122 January 30, 2022

a dan

a person who is described as not caring when they have a dream about braces falling off.

wow I just remember this dream that I had about braces but whatever im a dan and people love me

by a dan dream May 16, 2022

pullin' a Dan

The act of (accidentally or otherwise) committing to plans with two separate groups of people at the same time, likely resulting in a poor attempt to 'do both'.

"Where's Rosalie tonight? She said she was coming to the party?"
"Ahh, she's pullin' a Dan at another party with her other friends, she'll show up later tonight"

by rosaliehope June 21, 2017

Dan the dog

There's Dan the man, and then there's Dan the dog.
Unlike Dan the man, Dan the dog is an animal; a filthy and barefooted beast.

Has fleas

Person 1: Dan's the man!

Person 2: no way! That's Dan the dog! He's an animal!

by RD_ May 18, 2022

Dan Quayle Moment

It describes a moment where someone says, in public, something incredibly stupid and idiotic. It is named after former US Vice President Dan Quayle who had done this on several occasions.

An example of a Dan Quayle Moment by Dan Quayle himself. "If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure."

by Stinky Wiselteats October 27, 2015

Black Dan

A type of African american who typically lives in wealthier areas of the united states, but pretend to be a thug and usually end up doing something stupid and getting caught leading to legal punishment

Black Dan groped a girl last night and now hes being charged with assault. What a twit

by Shenshang March 28, 2020