Proto-bro

A bro that bro'ed before all other bros. The prototype for all future bros. Does not know how to get anywhere other than the gym and tanning salon. One cannot bro harder than the protobro. Typically they dwell in Omaha, Nebraska and can be easily distracted by other bros.

William Anderson must be the proto-bro... he broes so hard motha fuckers try to fine him.

by Bromaster420 July 22, 2016

Bedskimo Bros

Two bros who have fucked the same girl in the same bed. To acquire this level is to become bedskimo bros.

“Yo just got done fucking Sarah over in the motel 6.” “What room?” “256...” “No fucking way bro! We’re bedskimo bros”

by ThePriest69420 October 24, 2020

bro well

A reservoir of beer from which bros drink. Usually a keg or large bucket filled with beer.

Dude, the bro well's drying up, we need a refill!

by Ginosnipe16 January 31, 2010

spit bros

Two people that hook up with the same person

max: i hooked up with lucia last week her ass and tits are so nice

alex: i know right i hooked up with her last night
max: dude we’re spit bros
alex: yeah man

by tabyis April 3, 2018

Polaris Bro

It’s just Polaris bro

Polaris bro

by Mosleyb02 August 3, 2021

Bro cruisers

Shoes that all the fratty dudes wear, new balance 990s.

Random person: why the hell is that guy wearing dad shoes?
Other person: you mean those bro cruisers.
Random person: is that what they are?
*Frat Bro heard in the distance* "dude those are siiiiiiick brah"

by YourMom4206969 March 17, 2017

Bro Broth

When a bunch of dudes cum into a pot and then boil it

Yo bro me and the guys made a huge thing of bro broth

by Mpcj April 3, 2019