Most amazing friend ever, he's really kind and always wants to help. He also offers free hugs
Hes swag :)
Hes swag :)
by Ethan<3 September 19, 2022

by LSUBeast December 12, 2015

“This weed is making me mouse out so hard rn”
“Im going to mouse out if I get a 50% or lower on that math test”
“She’s mousing so hard rn because of my crazy dick”
“Im going to mouse out if I get a 50% or lower on that math test”
“She’s mousing so hard rn because of my crazy dick”
by samthr0@tg February 12, 2024

The phrase used by an adult who just "farted" to convince a young child that the flatulence they just heard didn't really come from said adult.
Uncle Eddie: "PPPPFFFFFTTTTT"!!
Niece Lilly: "Uncle Eddie!!"
Uncle Eddie: "That wasn't me honey, that was a mouse on a moped!"
Niece Lilly: "Uncle Eddie!!"
Uncle Eddie: "That wasn't me honey, that was a mouse on a moped!"
by Laika 2 April 29, 2015

A frozen mouse in a glass of milk, drank on the side with scotch and tomato juice, jeffery dahmer’s specialty cocktail.
Darwin was sick from the mouse back, but he knew he had to finish it, for it was dahmer’s favorite, for the homies he said. And then passed away.
by Ebutta December 2, 2022

ew a mouse
by ExpiredWater March 6, 2023
