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good morning vietknob

When you wake up with such a large hard on that it looks like you a VC crawling under your blankets!
Good morning Vietknob! Jesus Christ. You had better make sure there's not a gook tunnel ratting your boxers.
by Rexxxignis July 24, 2016
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Lucifer morning star

by Tylergabe September 2, 2021
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Turkish Good Morning

When you wake up your partner by inserting your penis into their asshole.
"I gave her a Turkish good morning to get the day started right"
by GotVox April 18, 2016
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Morning Sunshine

When your weightlifting partner, who is spotting you during the bench press, lets a testicle slip down and out of his nutter shorts.
My workout was going great this morning until Dave gave me a Morning Sunshine.
by Beardking01 June 12, 2018
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shed your morning tear for Nixon

The largest, most odiferous bowel movement of the day, one that usually occurs in the morning. This movement is often accompanied by or caused my an extremely upset stomach, due to fears of the government, the president, the situation in Iraq, terrorism, medicare, the state of the world...
Man, did you just shed your morning tear for Nixon, dude? It stinks in here.
by DebWeb January 22, 2006
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Morning Thunder

1) Inordinately great sex in the morning. As strong and powerful as a Bison.
2) A flavor of tea...to be had in the morning after having sex.
Man, I got two smashing cups of morning thunder today, Finneus.
by NotRyanReally January 25, 2004
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