monosiphaherpalaids

A combination of a lot of STD's into one disease.

I slept with so many girls this new years eve I got monosiphaherpalaids!!

by T.W.O. May 29, 2008

monomeal

A meal that is your only meal of the day (typically a large meal eaten by students)

What are you having for dinner?

2 liters of coke and a large pizza. I skipped breakfast and lunch so I'm having a monomeal.

by roy123 December 31, 2008

Monopoly Food

Food that is purchased at an establishment in which there is only one nearby food seller or all nearby food sellers are owned by the same organization. This is often seen at theme parks, ski resorts, and zoos. One can say that this establishment has a monopoly on food in that area and can/do charge ridiculous prices for their food.

I fucking hate monopoly food! I had to pay $16 for two sandwiches and a soda.

by el reverendo timo January 2, 2009

Monosocionetworkian

only having one social networking site.

see also: having a life.

"Does Matt have a facebook? he's cute."

"No, he's a monosocionetworkian"

by Focus On The Skyline February 23, 2009

Monogafair

when a person in an engagement or marriage has an affair with just one person as opposed to a Polygofair

Dan's mad because he found out his girlfriend, who's married, doesn't want to have a monogafair.

by Erimus March 31, 2009

Monoskillabic

Someone who is highly skilled in one area but completely useless in all others. Complete oposite of jack of all trades

John was unable to change the light bulbs in the house as they were 60 watts and he had only been trained to change 100 watt bulbs as John is monoskillabic.

by GAHmusic May 18, 2009