the minute after

When you finish masturbating and have the minute of regret.

I just masturbated and had to experience the minute after.

by Crocodoodle July 27, 2016

Shower-minted

To be 'Shower-minted' or for short 'minted' is to experience great pain, stinging and an unnatural coldness of the genitalia after applying 'Original Source Mint Shower Gel 250Ml' to yourself. This may be scarring and also may cause PTSD. If you have been 'Shower-minted' then you will know.

(Tyler walks into school , his eyes bloodshot and his head twisted back in an abnormal way, obviously having been shower-minted)

Aaron: What a cruel fate to have endured.
Leo: Poor man.

by JoshBurgerAndFries June 16, 2016

Dave Minter

The coolest dad ever. The legend dave minter is a dad whos a lad.

"Yoooo your dads a dave minter mann"
"Why that"
"He just gave me a free tv, LEGEND"

by Debitcard27 November 10, 2016

last minute money

When you reach the level where you have the ability to purchase a plane ticket or other significant purchase at the last minute.

Oh, girl I can buy that plane ticket, I got last minute money!

by Kaliente April 27, 2017

alaskan minute

A very long time. Not just a few days or weeks but months or years.

"So dude how long has it been since you ate at Applebees?"
"Man it's been an Alaskan minute!!"

by Mrdefineit July 27, 2017

ass minutes

A good loving to ur ass. Dick in bum. Means yum yum

Ill give you some good ass minutes

by Fickie April 21, 2018