meat kleenex

The receptacle for love snot. Female genitalia.

He asked if he could blow a little love snot into her meat kleenex.

by magrook July 28, 2006

Meat Glancer

A person (usually male) that quickly looks at another man's junk then looks away. Not to be confused with Meat Gazing, which takes longer.

I caught a meat glancer in the shitter checkin out my twig-n-berries.

by anonymous1a2b3c November 15, 2006

meat kiwis

A synonym for testicles.

It's my second date with Tina tonite. I better trim up my meat kiwis incase I get some lovin'.

by Jona Skyday October 30, 2007

Meat Space Ship

Another word for Penis.

Hey Sweet thang would you like to ride my meat space ship later?

by K8te69 December 18, 2008

Meat Seat Gurpin

Meat Seat refers to a mans lap, namely is erect penis which is ripe for the gurpin. Gurpin refers to any sexual act you can perform while in the sitting position. Gurpin can also be done with clothes on. (see ex.)

1. Yea that girl was crazy about riding my meat seat all night, she gurped it up.
2. Did you see that stripper at the bar last night? She was giving out free Gurps for any Meat Seat that was willing.
3. Her specialty is Meat Seat Gurpin.

by Chief B. Chiefn April 27, 2010

Meatbox

If one's freezer stops working that has meat stored in it, they transfer said meat into a cardboard box and let it sit in their garage or carport for an indefinite length of time.

Uses may include having bums smell it until they vomit for prize money.

Also pussy.

Right right. I forgot you had meatbox.

by nitznluddy June 13, 2011