I can't make this up

To emphasize that one is telling the truth. Usually added to the end of a drawn out /dramatic situation that occured.

Keisha got her ass beat for sleeping with her friends dad last week. I can't make this up.

by dlindz May 6, 2021

How to make money

Work

How to make money: You need to work to make money

by Passion2.0 September 25, 2021

How to make her sparkle

How to make her sparkle ..

One small jar of mutual attraction

Handful of sincerity

Add a touch of humour

Dash of chivalry

Touch of tenderness

Mix gently until all ingredients combined

Best left overnight …

Bake gently .. until golden

Allow to cool

Ensure said lady knows she is the one and only ….

Deliver via romantic moments (energetic exchange) such as kissing, gazing or general flirtations ….

Success can be noted through the eyes, commentary or artistic expression :D

How to make her sparkle … in theory ;)

by LetsTalkAboutX January 10, 2023

wrap me in plastic and make me shine

we can make a dollhouse follow your design

lets build a dog out of sticks and twine (I gotta add "Wrap me in plastic and make me shine" so they'll let me post it-)

by ahhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFUCK November 14, 2020

Mackenzie Ziegler

Mackenzie Ziegler is a 14 year old girl who dated Hayden Summerall a year ago and she in popular on the apps Instagram and Musical.ly. She is a sweet girl who cares about her fans and her family and friends. She gets hate for the dumbest ever.

Mackenzie Ziegler is a dancer and singer.

by missjaydenb June 17, 2018

make a funny

annoying expression for telling a joke or saying something hilarious which obviously if you're the type of person who says that is not hilarious and is really annoying

when i saw lolas new hat i couldn't help but make a funny

by Angelacia March 24, 2011