osamus_mantits
he's amazing i love him so much!!! one of my favorite people especially bc he's my husband and id hate to change that!!
beat person of all tbh
we've been together for like 3 weeks!!!
ANDDDD we get along so well <333 FOLLOW HIM RN. anyways yeah :D he's amazing in every way. he's osamus_mantits <3
beat person of all tbh
we've been together for like 3 weeks!!!
ANDDDD we get along so well <333 FOLLOW HIM RN. anyways yeah :D he's amazing in every way. he's osamus_mantits <3
by osamus_mantits March 27, 2022
Get the osamus_mantits mug.When a female (preferably with smaller hands) clasps their hands together in a prayer like shape and run their hands up and down another person’s ass crack rapidly. This includes lots of oil.
by Cocobeware69 May 27, 2022
Get the Slippery Mantis mug.(Noun). A sexual act. When a woman (typically with small hands) clasps their hands together in a prayer shape and rapidly slips their hands up and down a mans ass crack. This process usually involves a lot of oil.
by Cocobeware69 June 2, 2022
Get the Slippery Mantis mug.Man 1: where is Bob
Man 2: the wifey wouldn't let him come golfing
today because he hasn't mowed the
Grass yet. I saw my first ever temper mantrum when I went to pick him up
This morning!
Man 2: the wifey wouldn't let him come golfing
today because he hasn't mowed the
Grass yet. I saw my first ever temper mantrum when I went to pick him up
This morning!
by LemmeF1ndOut September 6, 2022
Get the temper mantrum mug.A world wide hater and most likely a feminist who should go jump off the highest bridge cause they hate the truth. Otherwise known as a retarded female who swears they should have everything they want and blame all men for the stupid decisions they made in life.
“That Roma girl gets me so upset with her truth. Like why can’t she stand up for only women. Oh yeah that’s right all feminists are crack smoke thots with no brain. I am such a Solid Mantis”
by Darkhero86 October 30, 2022
Get the Solid Mantis mug.Australian term originated from South East Queensland describes the underweight sticklike appearance of a drug affected person who is trying to walk to or from the nearest 24 hour shop.
The female version is more commonly seen and can be found in areas near Service Stations.
Easily identified by their typically weird walking style and very underweight frame, the crack mantis is not typically considered a safety threat but can become
agitated if their path of travel is impeded.
A Crack Mantis is rarely far from their home (nest) due to the effort required to coordinate a journey. 50m can be known to take over 30 minutes and path of travel is always different due to repetitive jerks, pauses or lunges. Males are not so common possibly due to the known mating habits of the female.
The female version is more commonly seen and can be found in areas near Service Stations.
Easily identified by their typically weird walking style and very underweight frame, the crack mantis is not typically considered a safety threat but can become
agitated if their path of travel is impeded.
A Crack Mantis is rarely far from their home (nest) due to the effort required to coordinate a journey. 50m can be known to take over 30 minutes and path of travel is always different due to repetitive jerks, pauses or lunges. Males are not so common possibly due to the known mating habits of the female.
Hey mate check that crack mantis heading to the servo. I bet those overgrown rental units around the corner is the nest.
She might just get their before dark, still 30m to go.
She might just get their before dark, still 30m to go.
by Maroon Viking January 2, 2023
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