No looker Noel

Jesus’s most prominent disciple Noel

Crown casinos finest dealer, the “no looker” method merely adopted by lesser dealers results in profits 100% of the time. His feats include as follows;

Rolling 4 1s in 10 rolls
Rolling a double green zero on the first play of the night (guaranteed mood setter)
Being BALD

“Hey mate are we going to the casino this weekend?”
I don’t know …
“No looker Noel is running the tables”
I’ll be there in 5

by The core lord August 10, 2025

Bachelor Locked

Bachelor Locked
(adjective)

When you’re too single to participate in something your friends are doing, too lazy to leave the house, or so wrapped up in your own personal bubble that you just drop “bachelor locked” as your all-purpose excuse. Usually means you stayed home doing nothing (or everything) without admitting it.

“I couldn’t make it to the barbecue because I was bachelor locked.”

“Sorry I missed trivia, I was totally bachelor locked.”

“Yeah, I skipped the game—full bachelor locked mode.”

“They were all at the club, but I was bachelor locked.”

“I got bachelor locked instead of meeting them for dinner.”

(Translation you’ll never say out loud: sweatpants, snacks, and a deep commitment to not leaving the couch.)

by funnywordle August 14, 2025

Glow-Locked

When someone stuck in their new ways and refuses to go back to their old ways. Locked into making a better version of themselves. By making an energy to make others want to level up.

" Ever since she started working out and making a better version of herself, she's been glow-locked."

by veyric September 9, 2025

Glow-locked

When someone stuck in their new ways and refuses to go back to their old ways. Locked into making a better version of themselves. by Maning an energy to make others want to level up.

" Ever since she started working out and making a better version of herself, She's been glow-locked."

by veyric September 10, 2025

Yearbook Looker

One or many that looks at a yearbook for a long period of time.

Jackson was in class and was being a “yearbook looker” and was quite annoying by it.

by KingKato September 24, 2025

Wet locker

It’s when somebody is forced into a locker and mutually. From the back.

When Jeremiah is changing, Jeremy wet locker him.

by The wet locker December 9, 2025

Spunk Locker

A cute pet name for your spouse/partner.

“The spunk locker an I are gonna be heading to her parents place for the holidays”

by therabbitsurfer December 19, 2025