creampie long jump

When a women gets a running start from the kitchen, down the hallway to a designated white line at the threshold of the bedroom. At that point the lady long jumps towards the bed to a waiting, unprotected, fully erect penis. 3-27 seconds later.....

My girlfriend could win the gold in a creampie long jump.

by AlvardolovesHanrahan October 2, 2017

Long Duk Dong

A Noun- Funny smooth foreign exchange student who likes american girls and get's more ass then a toliet seat.

Stud Muffin

Girl 1: Did you see the new guy?
Girl 2: Yeah! He's sooo foriegn!
Girl 3: Oh Long Duk Dong!

by KeiraTheFox August 9, 2010

Long nosed one

a Jew

I was ran out of business by the long nosed one.

by Gary Iyrons April 1, 2009

long streak of piss

(n.) A tall, skinny person. Usually in the legal proffession.

Lawyer: Listen to me, we can't...

Guy: Shut the fuck up you long streak of piss

by Gumba Gumba May 16, 2004

9 inch long

What are you, fucking gay? You look up 9 inch long because you want to beat your meat cause you're gay.

Nigga you gay, you looked up a 9 inch long dick

by I'm gayyyyyy November 12, 2017

Eryn Le Long

bitch

Person 1: “who’s eryn le long”
Person 2: “Oh, she’s a bitch”

by mikeh12 September 17, 2021

long chain bicep

An aesthetic bicep where the muscle belly is yoked and plump all the way through the origin to the insertion point of the bicep. Average mortals only have short chain biceps where the muscle ends 2/3's of the way down at the arm. Gifted individuals blessed by the Gods of Olympus have the genetics to develop long chain biceps.

Guy with short chain biceps: Hey babe, wonna do 10 different bicep curl variations and get some protein shakes after?
Girl: Sorry not interested, I only like guys with long chain biceps.

by stankyleglocker August 28, 2019