Lesbian Virus

a very contagious virus among the female population in middle school that converts "heterosexual" girls into lesbians by brainwashing them to conform to female social norms, which are all over the place.

if a girl says that they are bisexual or anything else other than straight, then they have the lesbian virus because she probably has a female bias anyways.

p1: she looks hot today, might date later
p2: she has the lesbian virus
p1: GONNA KMS LATER BYE

by buggaMan420 January 26, 2022

typical lesbian

a woman who is interested in other women but only owns her clothes and a cat.

I have a cat and I am a typical lesbian

by Fitto August 9, 2015

Goldstar lesbian

The lesbian who has collected the most golden stars in class for good behaviour.

Teacher: And today yet another gold star for Lisa! You have collected 15 stars this week, that makes you this week's goldstar lesbian. Good job!

by Siraxta June 2, 2023

hey lesbians

something you’d call the furriest nicest drippy secy baka person ever 🤣🤣🤣

person 1 omg ur so hey lesbians

person2 let’s marry that’s so sweet.

person 1 heylesbians and i are mutuals

person 2 woah let’s get marri so hot so cool

by xoe101 March 12, 2021

The Lesbian Society

A name for group of girls at school that are all lesbians. They try to creepily flirt with all of the straight girls.

The Lesbian Society just showed u better leave.

by Puppiesarelikethebestthingever January 21, 2016

kinky lesbian

any male with a purple dick who identifies as a lesbian

Johnny: "Hey Anthony, are you a kinky lesbian?"

Anthony: "Yeah, my dick is purple."

by lesbian 9 year old November 18, 2021

lesbian repellent

A spray to keep the lesbians away

Girl where is my lesbian repellent

by A.DDY June 3, 2016