if ur under 16 and you think you depressed, ur probably not. go buy yourself some ice cream with the quarters under your couch cushions and stop acting all sad. i can assure you 99% of the young kids reading this are not depressed. if ur having sducidal thoughts, go see a therapist, urban dictionary is not gonna relieve your sad boi state of mind. idgaf what you say there is somebody that loves you and you need to appreciate that. so get yourself together, splash some water on ur face and make some tiktoks or somthin.
“i have depression and i wanna die” -young kid that thinks he/she/idk is depressed
“what the hell, ur fine. go water ur goldfish or somthing and leave me alone”-mom
“what the hell, ur fine. go water ur goldfish or somthing and leave me alone”-mom
by whitechick773 April 8, 2019
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what kids in 6th-9th PRETEND to have so they get attention. aka attention seekers. but in some cases this is the real damn tea sis.
Emily to Nikki: “i’m so fucking depressed rn help”
Me: *walks away and sips tea*
Nikki: “Oml do u need help? do you want me to be your friend?”
Emily: “yes but first imma go tell Andy”
Me: *sipping tea* “ahh. if only they knew. she’s a fake hoe. with fake depression.”
btw no shade to any emily’s lmao
Me: *walks away and sips tea*
Nikki: “Oml do u need help? do you want me to be your friend?”
Emily: “yes but first imma go tell Andy”
Me: *sipping tea* “ahh. if only they knew. she’s a fake hoe. with fake depression.”
btw no shade to any emily’s lmao
by sipping.tea.sis March 11, 2019
Get the depression mug.A mental condition that a lot of millennials and (ESPECIALLY) Gen Zs self-diagnose themselves with with no known cause despite the fact that they eat garbage food, refuse exercise, drink alcohol, use narcotics, remain indoors all day avoiding sunlight, get mad when they lose video games, and stay on their smartphone for 96% of their day instead of interacting with people and exercising like a regular human being. Basically it’s when these people live such a boring and depressing life that they make themselves believe that depression is their life instead of getting off their fat ass and changing it.
I have depression.
“What did your psychologist say would help? Like exercise or anything?”
Huh? Psychologist? I don’t have one of those, I just know I have it.
“Maybe start by putting down your smartphone for more than 4 seconds…and the Big Mac…and the other smartphone…and the X Box controller.”
NO I NEED THESE OMG YOU DOJT UNDERSTAND LEAVE ME ALONE
“What did your psychologist say would help? Like exercise or anything?”
Huh? Psychologist? I don’t have one of those, I just know I have it.
“Maybe start by putting down your smartphone for more than 4 seconds…and the Big Mac…and the other smartphone…and the X Box controller.”
NO I NEED THESE OMG YOU DOJT UNDERSTAND LEAVE ME ALONE
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“I have Hair Depression :(“
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