Someone that has farton as his or her last name

If you have or know someone that has farton as their last name, then they probably are a horrible "person" and touch kids.

Person 1: Hey you Someone that has farton as his or her last name
Farton: oh yeah I touchs kids.

by stranger.1 May 22, 2024

Eating last night's parmo

A feeling of familiarity, of nostalgia almost, tinged with regret and the promise of regret to come.

I wish my ex hadn't moved back here. Every time I see them it's like eating last night's parmo.

by Eidorb Norton the Unseemly May 29, 2024

last drinks before the thatched cottage

The final alcohol drink with a girl at a bar before you go home and see her pussy (thatched cottage)...

Do you and that girl want a game of pool Baz? No, we're on last drinks before the thatched cottage...

by The man from Bushido Bay November 25, 2021

Last Year

Xaviar William Biondo founder of the pro-lgbtq fashion line "Arkyve"

Man, Biondo is so last year

by Will Biondo December 1, 2021

Ain’t no party like a last minute flight deck fix party

Fuck you Ryan, it is a saying.

Ain’t no party like a last minute flight deck fix party.

by WestoverRISO February 27, 2024

Obama´s last name

It´s his first name.

Jacob: "Hey, what´s Obama´s last name?"

Scholar: " It´s his first name."

Jacob: "What do you mean what´s his first name? I am asking for his last name?"

Scholar: "That would be his first name."

Jacob: "If Obama is his first name his last name is his first name, I don´t get it..."

Scholar: "I think you got it."

Obama: " I just want to go to Central Park and watch folks passing by. Spend the whole day watching people"

Jacob - Walks out *confused*

by ScientificScholar March 6, 2024

The Last Airbiscuit Bender

The ability to drop air biscuits around corners to

A: Let the receiving party smell it
B: Blame it on them

The Last Airbiscuit Bender
Man those Air biscuit benders proper put me on the spot, I thought those those air biscuit benders were extincted?

by anonymous March 12, 2024