Jordan

A worm dick a writhing little slimy retch that lives in a dark dank fucking meme-less hole that people occasionally like to step on.

Wow that guy is such a Jordan.

by He Cheated!!! November 14, 2016

Jordan

Tall and very handsome dont put his trust in no nigga always chasing money and bout a check with a big dick.

(Jordan)

by All about money January 8, 2017

Jordan

A ginger with a mouth that's bigger than his brain and likes to annoy people.A Jordan is also a person that never shuts up and teases relentlessly. He acts all cool but he can be a good friend. Jordan's do not now the meaning of the word quiet.

Person 1: Who's that Ginger over there?
Person 2: They're shouting it must be Jordan.

by AmarilloSkies January 25, 2017

Jordan

A Jordan is slang for a Mexican gay man.

Man, those two Mexican guys are totally Jordan for each other.

by Bizmarquee549 February 16, 2017

Jordan

The wild jordan can often be found getting his ass eaten out by blake campbell. He is super dumb and cant even correctly copy of my paper. Sometimes he gets caught looking at sammy springers tight asscheeks and tries to conceal his boner.

Dude that guy needs to stop looking at that girl with a tight ass.

yeah what a Jordan.

by ugh2 May 5, 2017

jordan orzel

Super hot

Jordan Orzel is so hot

by Luca V May 25, 2017

Jordan

Jordan is the sexiest and funniest guy you ever meet. He is very charming with his words. If you ever meet a guy named Jordan, don't skip the chance to meet him in person or hook up with him, for as you would be the most luckiest girl to have him. Also, slide in his DMs because it is good luck if you do so. Jordan is also a weeb.

"Are you Mithzykun?" -2
"Yes, Are u Jordan?"-1
"No!!! Just kidding" -2 XD

by Ghost Weeboo August 2, 2017