joke mail

When somebody signs you up for free subscriptions or free merchandise of useless nature in order for you to be bothered by telemarketers and religious organizations. The instigator hopes that the person being "joked" will receive numerous garbage, telephone calls and whatever else the company sends such as videos and magazines.

I thought I had a parcel but it turned out to be joke mail that somebody signed me up for. Now they call me all the time.

by Zeek77 December 15, 2008

Joeyed

(verb). The act of leaving a boyfriend/girlfriend/lover/spouse without a word or warning.

Background Information:

The term is inspired from a joey or a baby kangaroo who is born at a very immature stage. Immediately after birth, a joey uses it's already well-developed claws and forelimbs to climb to its mother's body and pouch. After several weeks, the joey becomes more active and spends less and less time in its mother's pouch and eventually leaves completely.

This also best describes a man/woman who needs the comfort of a partner in the early stage of a relationship but then grows tired of it after several weeks or months and then decides to spend less and less time with the partner and leave the partner completely and hops around again.

Ramsey: Are you still communicating with him?

Yummy: No, I'm afraid I got "joeyed."

by thelovelessguru September 1, 2009

joke flashback

When you're just sitting there and you think of a joke and start laughing. Everyone thinks you're laughing for no reason but really you just thought of something funny. Joke flashbacks can also occur when no one is around.

Ashok: "Hahahahahahah!"
Shan: "What you laughing at?"
Ashok: "Heheh, just had a joke flashback."

or

Ashok: "Hahahahahahahahahahaha!"
(Silence ensues)

by ashack May 18, 2010

Joke Palace

The opulent, grand, and otherwise immense residence of one or more Joke Lords.

Both Joke Chairs spend their days in the Joke Palace, concocting schemes and casting jokes on the peasants outside.

by Joke Lord December 24, 2010

Joke Management

The science of organizing joke-related goals and objectives effectively and efficiently. The science in and of itself has many sub-disciplines; however, only certified Joke Chairs or a highly-ranked Joke Lord is adept in all forms of Joke Management.

After completing high school, both Kyle and Robert were nationally-ranked Joke Chairs, making them the youngest individuals to receive PhDs in Joke Management.

by Joke Lord December 24, 2010

joke recycler

one who uses jokes multiple times, even to the same audience; while joke recycling is still eco-friendly, it shows a lack of creativity and sense of humor

"You know this is the only time in the game where you actually crash a castle?" "Leland, that was the third time you've said that joke, you're such a joke recycler."

by ChacoBell January 27, 2012

Joey Howell

This amazing perfect guy. He is the sweetest thing ever created. Their still aren't the right words to describe joey made yet. The closest are:
-sweet
-perfect
-the best
-hot
-wonderful
-amazing
-loving
-charming
-funny
-adorable
-a great kisser
-genuine
-special (In a unique good way)
-a person who brightens your day just seeing his smile
-smart
-stubborn
-confident
-brave

-super super easy to fall in love with
-teddy bear
- etc..............

"Hey who's the new kid?"
"Which one?"
"The super sweet funny one who gets along with everyone."
"Oh thats Joey Howell"

by My_teddybear_mal February 19, 2014