january 20th

the biggest bitch ever is born. stuck up, rude, and has hot friends.

damn she’s so full of herself. i bet she was born on january 20th

by puthy slayer 69 November 15, 2021

January 16th

January 16th is the offical day to send booty pics to your man. Unlike any other “ass pic day”, this is real. And if someone sends you this you must do it. Otherwise your gay

( January 16th )
Boy: “hey it’s January 16th, you know what that means”
Girl: “haha, in your dreams”
Girl: (is now gay)

by Oxford dude January 15, 2020

7th of January

Give a boy your scrunchie day! If a boy asks for your scrunchie you have to give it to them

Boy: can I have your scrunchie

Girl: why do you want my scrunchie

Boy: because it’s 7th of January! You need to give me your scrunchie

by Kpoopie head January 6, 2020

January 5

January 5th is the best day of your life because it is National Don’t Talk Day. So if someone talks to you write down what you wanna say!And don’t forget to write your not supposed to be talking!

Sarah-Hey James
James-.....
Sarah-Why aren’t you talking to me?!
James-*Writes on paper*”It’s January 5th! So it’s National Don’t Talk Day!

by Sassy Girl09 December 4, 2019

4th January

The 4th of January is national idiots day so if you’re born on January 4th you are an idiot

“Oh hey when your birthday”

“4th January”
“Hahaha dude you’re an idiot”

by Suseesheep October 15, 2019

January 19

People born on this date tend to lean more to the gay side and love to touch men. But otherwise they are quiet people that mind their own business

I can tell he was born January 19th...

by Bootyontheblock23 October 16, 2019

January 22

The Day you ask your crush out and he might reject you

Person: heyyy wanna go out
Crush: hell nahh
Person: it’s January 22
Crush: oh then yess
Person Yay

by getting rejected by my crush January 21, 2020