Jake Kirby

Has the best white-boy magic around. He has the best 6-pack you've ever seen. He's good at beating ass. His penis is insanely huge and he often goes by the

nickname "Almost 9". His smile makes any girl melt. He has a genuine heart and is hilarious. He has the best singing voice, ever. He's an amazing friend.

"Did you see him?! He looked so hot."
"He's no Jake Kirby!"

by Danizzle;FoShizzle July 27, 2009

Jake-baw

Scottish supporter of Celtic FC who prays too God that they will wake up one day and be Irish. They are out spoken in the issue of Irish Republicanism - when infact know nothing about it except form maybe ''Up the RA'' and ''fuck the queen'' ect. If said supporters spent more time looking for jobs and less time using drugs and stealing metal dust caps from cars to take to the scrappy Scotland would be a far better place to live.

A Celtic fan may say - Am a pure Jake-baw by the way want tae help me oot n buy these 6 dusties? ... Naw? yeh goat a fag oan yeh then?

by GSTQ December 20, 2009

Jake Paul

Jake Paul is one of the REAREST forms of a pussy.

Jake Paul:Hey
Guy 1:Bro do you see that?!
Guy 2:Wow.When did pusses talk?2020 is strange

by Don' use your real name. April 7, 2020

Jake Paul

A rare but deadly type of cancer that has affected nearly 17 million people.

Doctor: i'm sorry sir, but you have cancer.
Patient: *flashses back to last time they watched jake paul*.

by WhiteSamsungUser September 16, 2018

Jake paul

Is super cringe

Jake Paul is Cringe

by Mraihanhafiz March 28, 2021

Jake militello

A man that will go take extreme measures to ensure that his family and people that are close to him are protected and taken care of whatever the cost may be. Funny and out going but will not lose any sleep over it because he did what he had to do to provide, protect and over come any situation.

God did you see jake Militello tonight that was crazy

by Jason Winship May 18, 2019

Jake and Olivia

The snacks that smile back.

Dude, I just saw Jake and Olivia at the store!
Whoa. Where are they now?
No clue, man. I didn't follow.
Aw. Hakuna matata. bro. I'll eat later.

by Goldpeces October 11, 2017