Pulling a Jake

-Doing something wrong and/or annoying that no one else would do
-Being a douchebag that no one likes
-Thinking you're cool/better than others/funny while you're really not

"God, he's seriously playing with a water bottle hanging from a string? He needs to stop pulling a Jake."

by MaxmanWarfare June 17, 2009

Jake-thirty

1. N. Term coined in Central Texas to describe when it is an acceptable time to call your dealer. Was originally used only to refer to "Jake", but is now acceptable to use when referring to any dealer. One may also feel free to substitute their dealer's name for "Jake".

See: Jake-O'clock, Drug-thirty, Drug-O'clock

Jessica: Is it after noon yet? You know you can't call 'til after noon.
Kevin: It's 12:15.
Jessica: Sounds like Jake-thirty to me!

by ElleC July 21, 2008

Jake Lane

This man is usually a guitarist, doesn't have much look with love but is a pretty cool guy. Can be mates with his cousin tho....

Jake lane is my Bandmate

by tobythedrumguy123 February 11, 2022

dick-jacked

To interrupt a male with conversation while he is at the urinal.

I was taking a leak and Dave wanted to talk about the Thompson account.

Man, you were dick-jacked.

by mr.ben August 7, 2006

bolt-jacked

(bolt jacked), (boltjacked)

1. (adv.) Being struck by lightning
2. (adv.) Being electrocuted

I was riding my mountain bike through the woods when a lightning storm crept up on me. I raced out of there so I wouldn't get bolt-jacked.

by mattb_tv January 26, 2008

Jimmy jacked

When something has been ruined or fucked up

I dropped my phone yesterday and it smashed. It’s fucking jimmy jacked.

by pollandco May 10, 2018

Jake

Sexy beast, huge cock, his diet be all pussy and ass, he be fuckin every night do he be three stupid bruh

that man pulled a jake cause he just had sex with some fine ass broad

by Johnny12345678 October 9, 2013