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jason statham

an ultimate badass. unstoppable in every instance. one who can kick your ass with his eyes closed. one who fears nothing and pwns everything. its simple enough, if you fight jason statham you lose. show me an army and you will show me a thousand victims of a jason statham ass-kicking. CHUCK NORRIS PRAYS TO JASON STATHAM BEFORE GOING TO BED.
i pray to the father, the son, the holy spirit, and the father's father, jason statham. please watch over me.

the people who say this prayer never die...
by mr. bradley March 2, 2011
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Jason the pack god

A notorious hacker who has been apart of malicious cyber attacks such as taking down multiple call centers, many distributed denial of service attacks and stealing over $500,000 USD. Also known as json he is a pro at the prank known as “swatting”. As well as being a Pack God Jason is a pro at absolutely violating people. He is also sexy AF.
Jason the pack god has struck again!
by Official def July 9, 2020
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The act of a going pee while shoving a q-tip into one ear and another into your anus until reaching climax (if climax has not been reach during urination, then this is considered a dirty brandon y)
Jason and brandon made bets to see who could properly succeed at pulling off the dirty Jason p, unfortunately they could only do a dirty brandon y
by dirty jason p April 2, 2020
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Jason

Not finishing. Not having intercourse with someone while leading up to it all night.
-"Did you do the reverse Jason?"
-"No... he pulled a Jason on me..."
by jd_3 September 8, 2016
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Jason

Jason a hot sexy guy. But he is not the best boyfriend he will screw you over no matter what and he can also be a dick. Jason also has kind side.
by Lillylovesbuga January 8, 2017
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Jason

This boi is cool af. Blonde hair, blue eyes, tall. Usually plays basketball all and runs track. He’s nice and funny and the hottest dude you’ve seen by far, and all any girl wants is for a guy like him to walk into her life.
by heheit’smebitch May 4, 2018
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