J-dawgarooni

A sexy beast who fucks the women all night long. He has a huge cock and I mean HUGE.

Everybody looks at his cock when they walk past him. All the chicks have an orgasm when they see him

Also, he has a huge cock
Oh, did I mention his cocks huge?

Guy 1: NGL j-dawgarooni has a HUGE COCK

Girl 1: yeah ikr, I wanna give him a Johnny quango (wank)

by Joe mama gay Ni🅱️🅱️a April 8, 2020

J'Nigga

A nigga with the power to drop every single girl he dates due to his ultra mega super excellent dick condition where it gets a mind of his own and forces him to not look at women for fear of it kicking in. People of any racial background can be a J'Nigga, but it is rare as they usually cannot develop a big enough schlong to be one officially, so instead, they're just dickheads.

If you talk shit about a J'nigga, he is going to assert his dominance in ways never deemed possible.

Matthew: Man Jerome is such a J'Nigga, you hear he ghosted Evelyn and Beatrice all in the same row?

Edward: Right? He should become gay already!- Not for any... particular reason...

Jerome: I'm going to fit a metal shaft up both of you guys' asses, I told you my dick makes me do things I can't control, ableist.

by An0nny442 March 18, 2023

L.O.J

Leader of the Job !

LM is the one and only L.O.J

by microsoft excel staff October 27, 2011

SCP-999-J

An overweight man who can teleport into any bedroom and just do whatever he wants. The only clothing he wears is a speedo, aka SCP-999-J-1. Currently he is unable to be contained but if anyone knows how then tell the SCP foundation ASAP.

You must not confuse SCP-999-J with SCP-999

by fellow human October 6, 2020

T mutha fuckin j

Fucking people with a rake.

Cover your anus it's t mutha fuckin j

by Swagdaddy1234 December 14, 2013

Dr. J

Ejaculating during a chiropractic adjustment.

My back was killing me and I was horny so I went and got a Dr. J.

by Dr feelgood April 14, 2017

J'adore

J'adore is literally translated as "I adore".

J'aime is "I love".

In order to say "I adore you", one would say "Je t'adore", which is <Je> meaning "I"; <tu> meaning "you"; and <adore> meaning "adore". You drop the "u" in "tu" because adore begins with a vowel.

J'adore la femme.
I adore women.

by Language Ninja August 5, 2009