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Indiana University

The best school in the country because of its amazing parties and top tier business (Ranked top 10 along with MIT and UPenn), journalism and performing arts programs. Located in Bloomington Indiana, the coolest place in the world. Known as the best school in Indiana, as to Purdue Community College which is the worst. IU has the greatest, most loyal fans in the country...Hoosier fans. Also, student for student, IU students could outdrink and totally kick the crap out of any other students at ANY university in the world.
Indiana University is the #1 Dream School in the country
by Bobby Knight June 5, 2005
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Southern Indiana

-omg it's so humid out here!

-that my friend is because Southern Indiana is the armpit of America.
by my locker is a library April 4, 2011
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Dyer, Indiana

Small North West Indiana Suburb located in The Region. Children attend Kahler Middle School in Dyer and STD Central High School in Saint John. Somewhat upper class neighborhood. It falls between Munster, Schereville, Indiana, and Lynwood, Lansing, Illinois. It's about 35 minutes from downtown Chicago. Lake Central High School has one of the highest enrollments in the state with about 4000 kids. Almost everyone from Munster thinks they are better than everyone else, yet they are just wannabe rich kids that are just the same as everyone else. The nearest department stores are in Highland about 5 minutes away, or at Westfield's Southlake Mall in Mereville about 30 minutes away from all the traffic on US 30. There are 27 parks in the small town, including Central Park, which will be a sports plex about 1-2 square miles big. Most of the cops are douche bags and if you have ever been to Dyer, you will have heard of officer Sickles. It's an alright place to live, as long as you don't mind the tools in Munster talkin' shit to you because they drive a 2010 Mercedes and you drive a 2009 Mercedes.
Welcome to Indiana, the boringest place you'll ever come too, unless you live in The Region. Dyer, Indiana is probably the quietest town you'll ever see.
by Don't creep on me January 13, 2011
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indian headdress

Sexual deviant term. When one ejaculates, shits, and pisses in one's underwear, then runs up behind another person and puts them on his/her head.
Johnny gave Jim an indian headdress.
by omg sheepies March 30, 2004
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Indianapolis

A boring, lifeless city smack in the middle of an even more boring, lifeless state. Here is a brief description of what people are like in this nothing town.

The inhabitants of this worthless city come in two forms.

If they're males: dumb, cocky jocks or fake, wannabe wiggers. All of them are more racist than strom thurmund yet steal their every behavior from ghetto black culture. They either shave their heads and grow goatees or if they're clean shaven they wear "bald fades" like the black people like hate so much. They think it makes them look "ruff n' tuff, muh fugger".

If they're females: frumps who wear gym shorts and t-shirts 365 days a year or sluts who wear clubwear even when totally inappropriate (like, say, church) because it's "hawt". Ironically, the women here earn more than the men do, since most men think anything other than being a convict, intermittent construction worker, a cop, or big box retail manager, all of which don't pay too well, is "for fags". The women, OTOH, actually get college degrees and better-paying jobs, even though it's always in "healthcare" or business admin. But instead of going for the few educated men in this town, they flock to the jock and wigger deadbeats like they're little Donald Trumps.
Me: Living in Indianapolis sucks, it's full of deadbeat morons who think they're big bad tough guys.

Friend: Yeah, try putting these jokers in some place like the south side of Chicago and see how long they last.

Me: I could write a 600 page book bashing this city and everybody in it...Too bad nobody here knows how to read and write!

Friend: Better use lots of slang and cuss words then or you'll lose your audience. Oh, and make sure there are lots of boobs and pictures of payton manning and UFC fighters. That'll hold their attention.
by hoofhearted80 September 19, 2011
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Indianectomy

A corporate surgical procedure that involves the laying off of on-shore employees to make way for the provisioning of those jobs to off-shore employees.
Acme Corp recently underwent an Indianectomy in its IT department. Corporate was able to successfully remove over 6.5 Million dollars in employee costs, while reducing productivity by 375%. The effective quality of life for 250 Bangalorans was unchanged.
by NinjaL3rK August 13, 2005
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