mud flaps

something fags call thier balls
a homo only has balls because it prevents getting shit all over the rest of thier body.
by James Lowe February 12, 2005
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Mud Mask

When a person shits in a womens vagina and then eats her out.
Last night I gave her a Mud Mask and my face still smells like shit.
by Manotaur December 04, 2007
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mud flaps

The luscious protruding inner lips of a woman's vagina which is men’s favorite part to suck on during oral sex.
These inner lips are particularly sensitive and touching them makes the woman orgasm.
The inner lips of some genetically blessed women grow larger during puberty.
The inner labia of the majority of women more or less protrude beyond the outer labia but since the protruding lips are considered too sexy (too graphic) for soft porn, the guidelines mandate digital removal of these parts before getting them published. So virgin guys who are used to jerking off to porn pussies are not aware of this trait of real-life pussies.
1.My girl’s mud flaps can kiss my dick at the same time she’s kissing my lips. It makes me and her madly horny!!!

2.I love rolling my wife’s mud flaps around in my mouth. Sucking on those juicy pussy-lips sends me and her to heaven!

3.Mike doesn’t know how sex works. I laughed so hard at that virgin dude when he said he thought girls can get their mud flaps stretched out during sex hahaaaaaa
by smartyass March 24, 2010
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Mudded Up

To Cover Oneself in One’s own feces, as if to hide from predator Aliens, to avoid or end contact with other people. Usually a cry for help after creating a 2 and a half hour podcast about Twilight: New Moon.
Adam was tired of Dave so he Mudded Up to avoid speaking with him any further.
by Dsmbfree June 10, 2020
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dirty mud

Dirty Mud is a man with coarse curly hair who wears his ex girlfriends bracelets while riding dirt bikes in the woods. He loves jumping on men.
by Jack Arc April 13, 2020
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Mud muncher.

You ain't getting nothing from that jontavious they be mud munchers. Mud muncher.
by Gunslinger 99. March 07, 2018
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mud pole

Q-How's she look?
A- Ehh... she's a mud pole you should get drunk first.
by jay tayman September 12, 2011
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