I Have Class In The Morning

This is a slang phrase commonly used to signal to others that you want to suck some dick from the back, twice.

"Did you get with Tom last night?"
"OMG, yes he pulled it out and I was like 'I have class in the morning'."

by Panahka February 21, 2022

Salty Morning

When you wake someone up by placing your balls in their mouth

Hey bro, I gotta get up early tomorrow, can you give me a 7am Salty Morning?

by Jason B and Graham S January 19, 2022

monday morning

everyone hates them, even hot people.

person 1: "tomorrow is monday morning"
person 2: "please unalive me :)"

by finn the manly man April 7, 2022

Morning Glory

A phenomenon mostly seen on the male species, it happens when a male specimen wakes up with of the hardening of their phallus, so hard to the point of it poking a hole through fabric of reality. In reality it probably because you drank too much water before sleeping.

Bruh my morning Glory woke me up, right on time before i took a massive wizz.

by WifeCuckolder24/7 February 17, 2021

Good Morning

A phrase you say when someone has woken up, usually only once for the day and the first time you see them.

See it's not that complicated, goddamnit.

Person A: "I just woke up"
Person B: "Why did you say it so unnaturally?"
Person B: "You don't just say you woke up when you do, I can clearly notice that."
Person A: "..."
Person B: "Good Morning."

by subbst June 14, 2024

Good Morning and God Bless

This is when you consume breakfast and coffee while on the toilet in the morning.

Kid Strange’s peers find it weird that he performs a good morning and god bless as a ritual before work.

by TwoBeats May 23, 2018

Morning Glory

Safe word for sex with a sheep and/or goat

I was feeding today and decided to go in for a little morning glory.

by Yler Ubrey February 24, 2025