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"now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled." - hemione granger
"she needs to sort out her priorities." - ronald weasley
by hermione p October 12, 2023
mugGet the now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled.mug.

Lolita bed for Girls

A short-lived furniture offering from the former Woolworth PLC in the United Kingdom. Aimed at six-year-old ladies, the product was hastily withdrawn once someone actually thought to look up whom exactly "Lolita" was.
On 1 Feb 2008, bedroom furniture for young girls with the brand name Lolita was withdrawn by Woolworths following complaints. All irrelevant now, as Woolworths PLC went into administration on 27 January 2009 and was officially dissolved on 13 October 2015 - leaving no way to actually order the Lolita Bed for Girls.
by bitchuck August 30, 2024
mugGet the Lolita bed for Girlsmug.

Bed Drunk

When you're so tired in the morning that you are less useful than someone who is drunk.
Sean had to stay up untill 2 am studying. He didn't get much sleep, and because of that, he's bed drunk
by Thatmajikfool September 24, 2011
mugGet the Bed Drunkmug.

A Bed

OH MY LORD MY PERSON IS GOING TO SLEEP ON ME

i am a bed by the way
mugGet the A Bedmug.

Bed Writer

A person that used scat or urain to write on the bed sheet
*Bed writer* Someone Who pisses on the bed.
by Rose koi June 1, 2022
mugGet the Bed Writermug.

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