houseband

The male equivelant to housewife. In this case, a houseband stays at home and takes care of the kids while the wife works.

While claire works her ass off at work, Jimmy drinks beer while watching t.v. with his kids. Jimmy is obviously a houseband.

by Lie_Detector_411 September 2, 2010

bath house

A place where men go to have sex with other men. Many of them are absolutely disgusting and reek of rotting semen and growing bacteria. Beware, 9 times out of 10 they are filled to the brim with people on a field trip from the aged fat people home. STD's get spread here like peanut butter on a sandwich. Most bathhouses are very dark so you can't see who's groping you or rubbing their dick up against your ass. Many people liken them to haunted houses because of the dark lighting, horrible stench, and theme rooms which include mazes, sling rooms (for sadistic freaks), glory holes, doctors offices, and creepy old men lurking around who look like sex offenders.

Naive Gay teen: I'm going to a bath house for the first time.. It sounds like so much fun! I'm gonna suck and get fucked by as many hot men as I can.

Smart Gay man: Noooo, don't go there. Ew. It will scar you emotionally, particularly since you're in shape, young, and fairly attractive. Creepy, old morbidly obese men will grope you in the middle of the dark.

by audiomuse1 August 18, 2011

Glass house

A phrase to bring light to those who are being hypocritical.

Glass house: A term reminding hypocrites to shut the fuck up and jump off a bridge

"People who live in glasses houses should shut the fuck up"
-Anorak's Almanac from Ready Player One by Ernest Cline

by HomoBromo March 1, 2018

on the house

When an object is given to you and paid for by the person giving it to you.

Because you are sexy, this drink is on the house.

by Etan September 16, 2003

house of composure

The house of composure is a fictional establishment where nothing resembling madness can occur. Legend has it, the house of composure may have once been located at the corner of Tremont and Tremont in Boston, MA or at the corner of Columbus and Columbus just a few blocks away. Many young people aspire to one day attain one of the 100 bedrooms inside the house of composure but have yet to find it.

"House of composure, where is your posture?"

"This is the room of emotions, NOT the house of composure."

by simmaranfo April 1, 2007

housenick

To fail miserably at something. A reference to Philadelphia Phillies beat writer Mandy Housenick of The Morning Call, who wrote an article in the summer of 2010 about how outfielder Jayson Werth should have been traded because he's mean to the media.

Baseball fan: "Wow, T.J. Simers really Housenicked that Marcus Thames column. He was being a real jerk, and he shouldn't of taken it so personally."

by uublog June 20, 2011