Alabama Fish Hook

When one is constipated to the point in which they must extricate the plugged feces using their pointer and middle fingers entwined (like a corkscrew) and reach up to their own anus to scrape and remove the feces.

“Billy Ray was so constipated, he had to pull out the ol’ “Alabama Fish Hook” in order to feel better!”

by McNutz March 8, 2021

boat hook

To describe someone as bent, crooked or corrupt

He’s as bent as a boat hook that lad

by otispunkmeyer86 April 25, 2021

The Hook

A mind blowing, fully mental, rip the arse out of it Bachelor party; one where generations of jocks and frat boys would idolise the groom for the crazy shit he endured.

Oftentimes, there is a Japanese film crew in tow to ensure the bachelor becomes more famous in Japan than Bill Murray. Whisky sponsorships will follow.

Sam: You going to the bachelor party?
Neil: The one for Andrew?
Sam: Yeah, The Hook.

by The Pimptard July 2, 2019

hook

A rusty old penis that has just been oiled by a large fat man

I gave that person my hook

by Big DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD April 5, 2017

Duck Hook

The physical reaction to a golfer hitting a golf ball with a severe hook.

"oh no, the golfer has hit a DUCK HOOK, a ball with a dangerous amount of topspin... and it may harm us, DUCK" !

by Jack Daniel Friel February 10, 2023

Hook boogie

A bootleg or scrappy method to achieve your results. A creative, unorthodox workaround to achieving a goal.

We didn't have any official analytic software so we had to hook boogie a way to see metrics using multiple tools and freeware.

by eyemediadiva July 22, 2016

Hook

In baseball, is a synonym for the notorious curveball pitch.

" 0-2 count.. Kershaw winds up, here comes the pitch.. STRIKE 3 and Kershaw retires A-Rod with a hook."

by Godfatherr May 29, 2016