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HOG nesta

a bump back whale who only eats fats and meat without exercise so be prepared to see some it come out looking like it's about it explode. It's natural habitat is the kitchen or the bedroom that looks like a prison where it belongs. It's also a "lesbian" so it's apart of the mentally ill spectrum.
"omg papa looks what is that thing in the zoo"

"Oh that, it's just a HOG nesta eating fats and lying on the floor like a hump back whale"
by Sleepymuch? July 2, 2025
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Last word hog

Irritating insecure twerp addicted to having the last word of a discussion or argument - always responding to the concluding remarks of others despite having nothing new or meaningful to say. A sufferer of lastworditis aka last-word syndrome.

A pair of Last Word Hogs may continue a discussion with pointless childish bickering until senile dementia and/or fighting intervenes.
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she: Yeah, but these spuds woz Cre-Mated.

he: At least I don't speak gibberish.

she: Don't get the last word on me.

he: Last word hog!

she: No I ain't! / he: You are too! / she: AIN'T! / he: you ARE! / ... / (fade to divorce, spuds as co-respondents)
by Owen's World August 31, 2016
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Hash Hog Breakfast

A breakfast that is free at a cheap hotel consisting of food that has been put in warmers for too long and made for the masses.
I went to a cheap hotel and got a hash hog breakfast that was dried out and cold – but it was free!
by Cheap Traveler June 25, 2023
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hog slammer

Man thats a hog slammer!!!
by sexyweed219 July 11, 2016
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HOG

Acronym: Hot Old Guy, that is, an older man who has no grand-children. Use as Hot Old Girl at your own risk!
Hey ladies, check out that guy over there, what a HOG!
by the_me777 October 29, 2019
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Hog Hopping

Assisting the police when not asked. Usually always in a way that satisfies as urge to commit violence.
We went hog hopping last night and helped the cops beat down a juggalo with his own 2 liter of Faygo.
by THELonni September 2, 2022
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Two hog wash!

Any time a fact or facts is known by more than one police officer any and all further evidence is tainted by a 2 hog wash!"
"Two hog wash!"
by Abbott December 3, 2022
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