hit the bag

another term for masturbation. especially male masturbation.

the guy hit the bag in the hallway at school

by someone May 13, 2004

Hit or Miss

I guess they never miss huh,
She took the fucking kids ya,

I’ve now got no will to live ya,
I’ll go drive off a bridge ya

Sup my nigga. Hit or miss

by Yummy pus December 26, 2018

hit the retard

see: beating off, jacking off, masturbating, rubbing one out

i'm gonna go hit the retard and then take a shower. give me 30 minutes.

Frankie really needs a girl, he's been hitting the retard all day long.

by Meat2 October 1, 2008

hit the bottle

To acquire and drink alcohol, usually beer.

"My wife divorced me 'cause I wasn't making enough money. I was all depressed........yeah yeah, I know. I hit the bottle after all that shit. Who wouldn't!?"

by Dave May 15, 2004

hitting the 57

or "Tapping the 57," which means to masterbate.

"Yeah I couldn't fall asleep last night, so y'know...I tapped the 57."

by Jimmy Paladino August 23, 2005

hit the quan

When you throw a flag on the plane.

Taylor Williams from demorst ga can "hit the quan" pretty good!

by Rollinbwl420 October 8, 2015

king hit

The biggest bong rip you will ever f*cking see.

Dude holy shi*t, that hit was king hit level.

by Jordster November 23, 2016