Canada's History

The act of having a moose lick one's genitals.

I went to Montreal after hearing about Canada's History

by Bachmelle February 5, 2010

Canada's History

When, using maple syrup as lube, you use a pair of antlers to spread a girls pussy and put the stanly cup inside. You then proceed to fuck her in the ass. When shes about to cum you pull your dick out of her ass and do the heimlich maneuver so the stanley cup comes shooting out in a rain of maple deliciousness

Dude I heard Colbert pulled a "Canada's History" on her last night.

by DA-U February 4, 2010

Canada's History

to have sex with a moose while covered with maple syrup and gravy while neil young plays in the backround. and the beaver watches

Hey lets do some of canada's history

by Dillsnufus February 5, 2010

Canada's History

Putting everything in there... I mean everything.

A sex act in which all partners present put everything they can find in any open orifice.

Hey do you want to sit next to me?

Nah, I'll stand. I can't sit because of some crazy Canada's History that went down last night.

by nycollegeboy February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A term used by Americans to refer to a filthy sex act, involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup

The chick was hot, but she wouldn't let me pull the old Canada's History on her.

by oracle235 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sexual act in which you attempt to insert multiple objects into a single orifice, usually objects you've used before.

For example, if a woman has had sex with five guys and used two dildos in her lifetime, she attempts to insert those five penises and two dildos into her uterus or anus.

Guy 1: Dude, I told my girl about "Canada's History."
Guy 2: Is she gonna try it?
Guy 1: Um...she says there are a lot of things...um..."in her past."

by Suzy Palanski February 5, 2010