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sad hammer hours

sad n-word hours but for lonely, annoying white people to name their Spotify playlists after
guys, it’s sad hammer hours
by Poop on the ceiling March 24, 2019
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Star Spangle Hammered

Star Spangle Hammered - Getting so drunk tailgating before the game that you’re passed out in your seat before the end of the Star Spangled Banner.

-As seen on Ridiculousness (9/6/16)S8/EP23, starring Rob Dyrdek.
Went to the Pats game last weekend, and my cousin from Boston got fucking Star Spangle Hammered.
by The Real Sputnik June 16, 2022
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Guatemalan War Hammer

When receiving a blowjob, the man quickly pulls out his penis and starts beating the girl in the head with his rock hard manhood.
"Did you see Stacy's black eye?"
"Yeah, Brian gave her a Guatemalan War Hammer."
by Lean Beef December 10, 2015
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Shinobi Wench Hammer

A Shinobi Wench Hammer is a move during sexual intercourse where the lights are turned out and the male rams the female from the darkness, so hard that she should climax upon landing. Usually performed towards the end of a sexual occurance as a pièce de résistance. It can be executed from infront or behind of a woman. If executed correctly from the rear, it may lead to a Wench Hammer Mudslide
...Silence... *scream of fright then pleasure* "You've just been Shinobi Wench Hammered baby, now lick this mudpie off my sack!"
by Ciderboi February 27, 2009
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chuck the kraut hammer

the deadliest man that will ever report the news on your television. The only man in the world that likes killing more than Joran Van Der Sloot.
When Jeffrey dahmer's cell mate was asked why he killed dahmer, he replied," Because Chuck the Kraut Hammer told me to in my dreams".
by Shredder of turtles June 8, 2010
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