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Smammered-hammered Dick

1. When your so drunk you cant get your dick hard
2. When you so drunk you cant get and erection
Yo last night I was going down on this girl but i had Smammered-hammered Dick so nothing happened
by AG,JF,BC,LM November 9, 2012
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hammer on the rock game

a game in which a half-naked man in a cauldron attempts to climb a mountain with a hammer; getting over it.
He was playing hammer on the rock game in class
by I haven't been kidnapped. March 29, 2022
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Jack Hammer Onomatopoeia

by JDeen April 12, 2020
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Hammered horse meat

Working big box retail such as walmart, target or kroger etc. This is a term to describe how awful a supervisors department looks when not maintained welll, or has been shopped very hard and not recovered. Usually the store manager is trying to make the assistant manager feel shame about their area so they will react quickly and get things straightened up.
Your sporting goods department looks like "hammered horse meat". What happened last night did you even have anybody scheduled to work?
by Into the night September 25, 2023
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chuck the kraut hammer

the deadliest man that will ever report the news on your television. The only man in the world that likes killing more than Joran Van Der Sloot.
When Jeffrey dahmer's cell mate was asked why he killed dahmer, he replied," Because Chuck the Kraut Hammer told me to in my dreams".
by Shredder of turtles June 8, 2010
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Shinobi Wench Hammer

A Shinobi Wench Hammer is a move during sexual intercourse where the lights are turned out and the male rams the female from the darkness, so hard that she should climax upon landing. Usually performed towards the end of a sexual occurance as a pièce de résistance. It can be executed from infront or behind of a woman. If executed correctly from the rear, it may lead to a Wench Hammer Mudslide
...Silence... *scream of fright then pleasure* "You've just been Shinobi Wench Hammered baby, now lick this mudpie off my sack!"
by Ciderboi February 27, 2009
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bearded war hammer

He sunk his bearded war hammer into my vag.
by english 210 April 8, 2009
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