gorilla sitting

Gorilla sitting — or, gorilla sittin’ — refers to when one or multiple sexual partners is/are engaging in intercourse while straddling the corner edge of a bed or other similar piece of furniture, back arched sitting forward on their knees and fists, fists clenched the same way a gorilla would articulate as it sits in its native lowlands.

“Yeah, no, he was so hot … he brought me to his bed and had me clothes-off gorilla sitting within the first ten minutes I was there.”

Or

“There I was, ass up on the edge of their bed at attention on my knees and first knuckles … they had me gorilla sittin’.”

by rothdaddy [JMR] December 19, 2021

Gordcinia

Chubby , Stumpy, Short person , animal or object

Ahh! look at that Gordcinia in the shopping cart with him mom

by Naveson January 5, 2022

Gorilla tag

Return to monkey and BREAK SHIT not on purpose but yeah BREAK SHIT

Person: yo have you been playing gorilla tag?

Me: yeah how’d you know?
Person: your wall
Me: the wall?

The wall: *holes*

by Menlikepink March 10, 2022

Gorillathatdoesnotpost

A nice person on TikTok that does not post but plays gtag and sometimes get mad

Gorillathatdoesnotpost: good job hope you last longer next time

by Monkemode March 17, 2022

Goico

A greedy insurance company with big noses even more crooked than its insurance practices

Goico denied my claim again and found me at fault for getting rear ended

by D Flawless March 17, 2022

Gorilla Moment

When a specimen of gorilla heritage says some especially dumb shit, even for a gorilla.

Gorilla 1: "Gorillas deserve human rights too!"
Human 1: "Gorilla Moment"

by Dripordrown March 18, 2022