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Goose Egg

When a Man hits his nut sack off of something and ends up getting a swollen nut for around 2 days.
AHHH I hit my nuts off the corner of the table and now I have a goose egg
by x.Lucaz on insta January 13, 2021
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Goose

Person 1: dude you see that goose over there
Person 2: yeah
Goose: HJONK
by Dovekinz March 30, 2020
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Cutie Goose

Latin name "Anser cygnoides domesticus", sometimes also known as:
- Bored
- Silly goose
- Adorable goose
- Cute goose
- Very cute and very adorable goose

Is a rare domesticated species of the geese originating and currently residing in the netherlands, known for it's cuteness and tendency to get bored quickly.
"I hugged a cutie goose very tightly today, I'd like to hug them again tomorrow also"
by Tsuki Koira October 11, 2022
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RJ Oliver Goose

A fat ugly cunt who’s dad is a rich motherfucker
“RJ Oliver Goose is a fool
by Antvenom888 November 25, 2021
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Goose

A Canadian slang term for penis.
My Girlfriend is the best! She cooks, she cleans, and she sucks on my goose!

His towel fell in the locker room and I saw his goose.

His goose was so big, I could only take half of it in my pussy.
by Matt Luscious March 2, 2023
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silly goose

emerson aka emmy aka best developer aka my emmy aka my favorite silly goose <3
by sillygoosex November 4, 2020
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Goose

To be played for slow, or given the runaround.

As in a reference to duck duck goose, being seen as an easy target to toy with

To be seen as a golden goose, easily bamboozled or tricked
Damn, she tried to goose me and have me pay for her and her girls when she had a man.

That price is too high, dont try to goose me.
by Love is Hasstyle January 17, 2021
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