A state reached by the extremely addicted where in a fiend will become very susceptible to influence from an external force. Usually a drug dealer, spouse, or sometimes schizophrenic voices. This person is referred to as a "Goon." Alternatively, the term "goon" can also refer to the professional henchmen in the world of villainy
I told my goon to power shit in someone's driveway and he did it for an 8th. Gentlemen, we have created a goon.
My goon was arrested for molesting a police horse. In his defense "God told him to do it".
It's a shame what happened to Josh. His woman pussy whipped him into a straight goon.
Smithers, we need more men. Hire some more goons.
My goon was arrested for molesting a police horse. In his defense "God told him to do it".
It's a shame what happened to Josh. His woman pussy whipped him into a straight goon.
Smithers, we need more men. Hire some more goons.
by DonnieDarkyDarko September 2, 2023
Get the Goon mug.This is when you shove an sol bad guy plushie from guilty gear up your anus while yelling volcanic viper and switch in between oh yeah im sol badguying it so hard nanny nanny boo boo you cant stop me. while doing gunflame input.
the technique is to play arcade mode while following these steps so you have a successful gooing session to our king Fredrick
this was founded in 1829 by sol badguy himself he carried it through out his hardship and after fighting nago he gooned all over happy choas and which his splooge dissolved happy chaos and so they won. and i forgot to mention that yes this is very useful in battle. jojo siwa approves
the technique is to play arcade mode while following these steps so you have a successful gooing session to our king Fredrick
this was founded in 1829 by sol badguy himself he carried it through out his hardship and after fighting nago he gooned all over happy choas and which his splooge dissolved happy chaos and so they won. and i forgot to mention that yes this is very useful in battle. jojo siwa approves
by Yhcnom April 1, 2025
Get the Sol badguy flicker gooning mug.To where a male Goons after such a long streak of gooning( typically a few months ) to where his penis starts to grow human anatomy. This is typically reversible until the penis starts to gain sentience and will start too disembark from the human.
I finally Flicker Gooned after months of gooning.
He Flicker Gooned too much, now it is irreversible.
He Flicker Gooned too much, now it is irreversible.
by EdgedGoon May 22, 2024
Get the Flicker Goon mug.Swedish flicker gooning is the practice of putting multiple IKEA meatballs down your urethra until they reach the bladder. Once your bladder is filled you may now take the first flight to Malmö, Rosengård (Zlatan Ibrahimovic's birthplace). Upon your arrival you must go to the nearest bus stop and get on the first communal bus. Once on the bus you will need to sit next to a stranger and start aggressively sucking the meatballs out of your bladder. Once all of the meatballs are out of your urethra you may start to flick the tip of your penis and say "oh Zlatan Ibrahimovic bless all of Rosengård with my seed and cleanse it of all evil". When you finally reach climax you must scream like someone just brutally severed your limbs. This will be your best climax and you will not be able to top it, even if you try doing the same thing again.
Yooo, I tried Swedish flicker gooning this weekend and it was marvellous, have you tried it before?
Nah, but I have been meaning to for a while now. But I can't find the confidence for it.
You've gotta try it man, it was the best experience of my life.
Nah, but I have been meaning to for a while now. But I can't find the confidence for it.
You've gotta try it man, it was the best experience of my life.
by Hduzk January 11, 2025
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(From ghetto spongbob)
Ghetto Patrick: Motherfucker, I don't care about you anyways
Ghetto Spongebob: Nigga, I got goons on my back.
Ghetto Patrick: Motherfucker, I don't care about you anyways
Ghetto Spongebob: Nigga, I got goons on my back.
by Larryistoatsobvi May 13, 2014
Get the Goon mug.A piece of sexually explicit media (pornography, smut literature, sex scenes in movies, sexy celebrities, photos of naked women in general, etc.) that encourages one to engage in the act of gooning, or prolong an existing gooning session in order to increase the pleasurability of an orgasm once you have finished gooning. Alternatively, goon fuel is sexually explicit media that tempts someone with a porn addiction fetish to relapse or masturbate for an excessively long period of time.
Those new sexy photos of Charli xcx in a bikini are pure goon fuel - I'm gonna spend five hours gooning and edging myself to that shit all night!
by Puffyirish November 14, 2025
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