by Flicker-Gooner24 May 26, 2024
when you and the natives cut the head off a buffalo, wait till sundown, put the buffalo's head on top of your head and star gooning under the stars.
by eagle eye532 November 18, 2023
Totally spacing out, staring at nothing, or having your brain check out for a sec. Just vibing, no weird stuff involved.
by lolbabe4 April 24, 2025
People on Twitter who have a lot of followers but no actual real friends.
They're friends with other Twitter famous people.
They write loads of stuff on Twitter to make out that they're cool, edgy, and have an exciting life, when in reality, they've no friends and are dying for attention.
They're friends with other Twitter famous people.
They write loads of stuff on Twitter to make out that they're cool, edgy, and have an exciting life, when in reality, they've no friends and are dying for attention.
Twitter goon
that person is such a Twitter goon. they have hundreds of followers but no friends in real life
that person is such a Twitter goon. they have hundreds of followers but no friends in real life
by ketamine1 March 06, 2015
To continue consuming content you despise for the sole purpose of complaining and belittling it, typically to stimulate long dead joy centers in the brain.
Tim and his friends each spent 20 dollars a month so they could spend every Wednesday hate-gooning to Star Wars together, and sending threatening DMs to the actors.
by Jarjarbonks June 15, 2024
Flicker Gooning is an extremely difficult variation of gooning where a gooner brings themselves to "point of no return" before letting go of their penis with and holding back the ensuing explosion by flexing the same muscle that allows you to make your penis "jump." It is extremely hard to keep a consistent contraction in this muscle, so a "flickering" technique of repeatedly stimulating the muscle is often employed.
by AtomicW1nter May 25, 2024
Excessive and intensive masturbation. Typically done so for weeks on end, using methodology regarding "edging." People "goon" on a frequent or habitual basis may be referred to as "gooners," but not necessarily ubiquitously, as one may partake in gooning without a gooner lifestyle.
"Bro I'm so fucking sick of this game. GOON BREAK."
Look at that chick's armpits. I'm about to goon my shit off right now."
Friend 1: "Why do you only play genshin impact in short bursts of time?"
Friend 2: "I can't stop gooning when I see the characters."
Look at that chick's armpits. I'm about to goon my shit off right now."
Friend 1: "Why do you only play genshin impact in short bursts of time?"
Friend 2: "I can't stop gooning when I see the characters."
by da wong mang July 24, 2023