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Gonkers

Saying "Gonked" also works for this, it means to get drunk.
Luke: Man, Xavier got gonkers again
Brody: Goddammit
Xavier: Hehehe, gonked
by Drippy--Water June 14, 2022
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stowe gondola

The act of dry humping with ski gear on.
We went in the woods and she hopped on top of me for a Stowe Gondola
by Dutch B December 26, 2006
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The Gonia

Noun: A form of an STD carried by rats.

The disease is said to be orginally transmitted in the glorious town of Avalon, NJ during the culprit's (aka Patient Zero) loss of virginity to a threesome with the Garktron and another unfortunate female.

Frequently transmitted while the other suspect(s) is/are blacked out

Some of you may applaud this sexual behavior, but most of you are appalled.
1. A Shannahoe got got by the rat cock after a wild night at Timbo's. Needless to say she got the Gonia

2. The Scarlet Fever is to Rutgers as The Gonia is to Delaware
by Students for safer sex October 6, 2011
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im gonna beat the goofy outa u

This is referring to goofy from the show mickey mouse. Goofy is usually messing up things before anyone else has the chance to do so themselves. This may sound like a formal explanation but this phrase means of nothing formal at all. In conclusion, to beat the goofy out of someone would be kicking there butt until they actually believe that they cant mess up anymore because they have no goofy left in them.
Boy im gonna beat the goofy outa u if u spill one more soda on my carpet!
by Db leedtthj December 23, 2016
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The phrase you say when you when an un-completeness of turtle watching.
Friend 1: Hey I saw a Turtle in the parking lot!

Friend 2: Where is it?!

Friend 1: Theres no Turtle I needed to get your attention.

Friend 2: Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day.
by ghoul138 May 9, 2011
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I'm gonna shove it up my ass

another way of saying "I love it so much"
Friend: hey have you heard Fall Out Boy's new single?

Me: yeS IT'S SO GOOD I'M GONNA SHOVE IT UP MY ASS

Friend: what
by hornyaf December 28, 2014
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Like someone like minecraft SAY THIS WORD OR SOMETHING
Minecrafter:I like minecraft.
Robloxer:If you hate roblos and you think its garbich and childich then get out of my bage beacause all you gonna see is roblos G O O D B Y E.
by JasonHW November 1, 2021
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