fudge blocker

someone who, generally in an office-like setting, will want to stop you and talk about usually seemingly nothing on your bee-line to or right before entering the potty for a BM.

Yesterday I had the bubble guts and had one goal on my mind- getting to the fucking toilet swiftly. John Doe was being a fudge blocker and wanted to talk to me about sports on my way there and wanted me to come over to his computer and watch a video.

by blackmikeg August 3, 2011

Fudge Burger

A polite way of calling someone a piece of shit.

"I wasn't talking at you fudge burger"

by eyetech123 August 18, 2015

Fudge Cake and Chopsticks

When people want to say a bad word like F**K they can say Fudge Cake and Chopsticks

Ow my toe Fudge Cake and Chopsticks

by MUSTASK U A QUESTION August 19, 2018

fudge rabbit

when one pulls a rabbit out of one's butt naked. Imagine a magic trick done right in-front of you, and the result left you amazed, and disgusted, wishing there had been some behind the curtain magic.

Jeff, I don't know how or why you did it, but that was one fudge rabbit you pulled off.
or
when someone drops an ice cream cone on the sidewalk, picks it back up, picks the gravel out, and yells taadaa, then consumes it like magic was involved.

by skid-marker August 17, 2024

Mackinac Island Fudge

The act of jizzing and pooping into a bowl, mixing it together, and throwing the mixture into a ceiling fan at max speed.

Aw John, why did you have to Mackinac Island Fudge us? Now I’m covered in shit and jizz.

by SigmaBallin45 June 27, 2024

Fudge Paki

A homosexual Asian

I went to the back of the shop for a piss and seen this Fudge Paki bumming my best friend

by Robby O'licious Bacon January 16, 2024

Frozen Fudge Brownie

when you lay a big turd log, freeze it, and then use it later as a dildo.

That chick looked like a downie when I was hittin it from the back with the frozen fudge brownie.

by superhotkarl May 5, 2018