fucktard 

Someone who is not all there but is still a cunt

He is such a fucktard.

fucktard by nm,bnbc March 14, 2022

Fuck tart 

Utilizing pie filling as lube with a generous topping of streusal for her pleasure.

As Thanksgiving approaches the prevalence of fuck tarts increases.

Fuck tart by W00kieec00mer April 5, 2022

fucktard 

The most extreme way of calling someone stupid. Often used against someone you absolutely despise.

"I need to buy some blinker fluid, where can I get it?"
"You fucktard, that's not even a real thing"

fucktard by UltraLigm@ May 13, 2022

Fucktard 

Fucktard is not a shortened word for fucking retard!! A true fucktard is an individual that sees an opportunity or is in a situation that has potential for multiple outcomes. Weighs all options, acknowledges benefits and consequences for each option, then chooses to go with the option that will have the most hilarious, sick and twisted consequence.... Just for shits and giggles. And smile for the camera in central booking every time!!

While on Greyhound bus going cross country, we made an unscheduled stop. I only wanted half a cigarette.

Driver: get back on the bus! This ain't your stop!
Me: it's only a half cig, calm down
Driver: if you light that I'm calling the Sheriff!!
(I finish and return to my seat)
Sheriff: ma'am you need to exit the bus. You've been kicked off
Me: this middle of nowhere Kansas!!
Sheriff: get up now or I'm gonna taze you!
Me:......... Do what you gotta do!! (total Fucktard move!!)
**I was tazzed 3x in the thigh (still no feeling 11yrs later), held for 48 hrs on $1500 bail, and made a back room deal with Mayor being banned from the entire state of Kansas for life.

**Sometime wrote an article in their local paper about the incident. True story

Fucktard by Just 4 shits& giggles May 16, 2022

fucktard 

an obnoxious idiot so desperate for attention they’d do anything to hurt you and anyone around you.

“this fucktard over here played with my best friends feelings just to make me feel horrible”

fucktard by iamnottheoneyourelookingfor May 26, 2022

fucktard 

fucktard is simply just a replacement word for the slur “retard”
it is slightly more kind and used when someone is being a stupid fucking idiot

Play the music you FUCKTARD.

fucktard by purple haired queen June 1, 2022

Fucktard 

when someone is so stupid that you have to say fuck to show their stupidness

look at that fucktard over there what's he doing?

Fucktard by complexsnake June 13, 2022