"That guy wanted to fuck like right now but I told him friends first".
"Dude what happened to you?"
"I was so turned on I thought my cock was going to start speaking for itself but when I put my hand on her vag she said "Whoa! Friends first."
"Dude what happened to you?"
"I was so turned on I thought my cock was going to start speaking for itself but when I put my hand on her vag she said "Whoa! Friends first."
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the first and pretty much only great albaum from the band taking back sunday, which at their peak is one of the most badass bands around. every track is great with the exception of the blue channel which is somewhat decent. one of the best albaums ever...
the songs on their ep with various line ups, rank shorty bellow t.a.y.l
the songs on their ep with various line ups, rank shorty bellow t.a.y.l
me: "you should tell all your friends about tbs's new albaum tell all your friends or i'll punch you in the head"
you: "ok man" :/
me: "damn straight bitch ass"
you: "ok man" :/
me: "damn straight bitch ass"
by hazy_eyes_91 February 4, 2009
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Get the happy tree friends mug.A private Quaker school that consists of shitbrains, lazy-ass, full of themselves, cocky, unoriginal, ass-ugly, trashy, tacky, past their glory days, and embarrassments to the high level of education...oh wait, that's just '09...
"so where are the lolcatz?" "up your asshole"
"oh so who's racing friday at 3 pm?" "no one's insecure and needs to prove themselves"
"so who's suspended this week?" "the remaining students were raised to have good judgement"
"where are the jabbaweezzys?" "we don't need a mask to be ourselves"
"where are the gold fish in the toilets?" "you killed them, Dipshits"
"is there a disco party in the cafeteria?" " a cry for attention- notice how no one wanted to join you"
"yo man party this weekend?" "just because you weren't invited since you're not in high school doesn't mean there wasn't one"
"who's yelling butt sex?" "probably '09 girls since they are/were desperate to have their cherries popped"
"has anyone taken over the world lately?" " you never will with your lack of talent and common sense"
"is it hammertime?" " hammertime only existed in your conceited minds"
"are we allowed to sit on the stage this year?" "no one wants to look at girls that look like dogs and boys that look like trolls"
"why are all the teachers bored?" "they're not bored, they're relieved"
"what happened to wilmington friends school?" " it increased in intelligence and beauty because 09 is gone"
"oh so who's racing friday at 3 pm?" "no one's insecure and needs to prove themselves"
"so who's suspended this week?" "the remaining students were raised to have good judgement"
"where are the jabbaweezzys?" "we don't need a mask to be ourselves"
"where are the gold fish in the toilets?" "you killed them, Dipshits"
"is there a disco party in the cafeteria?" " a cry for attention- notice how no one wanted to join you"
"yo man party this weekend?" "just because you weren't invited since you're not in high school doesn't mean there wasn't one"
"who's yelling butt sex?" "probably '09 girls since they are/were desperate to have their cherries popped"
"has anyone taken over the world lately?" " you never will with your lack of talent and common sense"
"is it hammertime?" " hammertime only existed in your conceited minds"
"are we allowed to sit on the stage this year?" "no one wants to look at girls that look like dogs and boys that look like trolls"
"why are all the teachers bored?" "they're not bored, they're relieved"
"what happened to wilmington friends school?" " it increased in intelligence and beauty because 09 is gone"
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