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Fake Hooper

A person who claims to play basketball but knows they do not truly play the sport. Also claims to be a "D1 Dreamer" or a "D1 Bound" player.
Person 1: Look he posted another basketball pic
Person 2: Chill he a fake hooper
by @jthebucket August 21, 2016
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Fake Bake

When a 72 year old uses a easy bake oven.
by Mughal King November 2, 2014
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fake ballin'

wearing sunglasses during a time when you obviously dont need to wear them, like indoor or at night.
take those sunglasses off, your inside, quit fake ballin'

that douche is always fake ballin with his oakley's, and its 10:30 at night
by maneatingeskimo September 19, 2011
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fake yeezys

A knockoff version of a particular pair of shoes produced by Kanye West. It lessens your credibility as a person.
Bro... Malikai bought fake yeezys yesterday. I don't think I can be friends with him anymore.
I couldn't afford a premium shoe, but want to follow the bandwagon and become a hypebeast, so I bought fake yeezys.
by Lovable Loli October 24, 2017
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Fake Hoe

An Abigail Hicks.

A jealous girl who lies about her life, about suicide, dead babies, pregnancy, and hoes around for ANYONE. Emphasis on the "anyone." And has to fabricate stories about her life to make it look like she has a life, when in reality, she has none at all.

A troll who hides behind the screen and lies.
Tom: Damn, that girl is a down-right fake hoe.
Max: Yeah! She's also jealous of Amy,
by FiestyBitch January 9, 2018
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fake skater

Person that cant skate that think's he skate's.. or think's he the best blah blah or a poser
by A Guy February 20, 2004
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J-Fake

1. n. A story that is based on some kernel of semi-plausibility but whose trajectory quickly leads into pure fabrication.

2. n. A person who tells such a story.

3. v. To tell such a story.
1. Remember that j-fake when the dude had to slay an ice dragon to get back to school?

2. Yo man, that j-fake totally convinced his professor that he had turned his work in.

3. That guy j-faked his mom into believing she had forgotten his birthday when he had really forgotten hers.
by Coach Lonely December 13, 2008
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