Breakfast Pie

(Noun) A real man’s breakfast and/or brunch dish, customarily made with eggs, cheese, meat and excluding vegetables. Distinctly and substantially different than any similar French egg-based dish.
by Juan Grisham November 26, 2020
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Breakfast Cowboy

Waking up to a sexual act, especially a blowjob.
I woke up to Rachel giving me a Breakfast Cowboy, I might just propose tomorrow!
by bruhhurb December 03, 2020
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Breakfast Cowboy

Waking up to a sexual act, especially a blowjob.
Rachel woke me up with a Breakfast Cowboy, I might just marry her!
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Breakfast Soup

When you put way too much hot water in your oatmeal
Damn I put way too much water in this oatmeal now it’s just breakfast soup!
by Smartalecbaldwin February 07, 2020
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breakfast soup

when a woman has her period and it's all over the breakfast.
"awwww man my girlfriend made breakfast soup." "awwww maaaaan!"
by trainfan February 16, 2025
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breakfast emergency

In order to avoid the awkwardness of having to use a new girlfriend/boyfriend's bathroom after spending the night, one will fervently offer to run out and get breakfast. The point of which is to use the bathroom at Starbucks, McDonald's, etc.
"Hey hun, do you want me to go out and get us some breakfast?" breakfast emergency, please say yes!

"No, that's okay. I'm not very hungry."

"Are you sure? Breakfast is the most important meal of the day." oh shit! please say yes, please say yes

"No, I'm sure."

"But, if you don't eat you won't have any energy today."
Listen woman, you do not want me here in 5 minutes!!

"Okay"

"Alright, I'll be back in a few." Thank you Jesus!!
by Roland1999 February 28, 2011
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breakfast wine

The wine on your nightstand that is leftover from the night before.
That breakfast wine was so good.
by Nick02807 March 06, 2016
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