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Useless dick flap

That guy is an useless dick flap, too bum to accomplish anything
by Dattokar August 31, 2022
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Flapped

When you get hit by a wing; combination of the words "flap" and "slapped"
Yeah I got flapped in the face by one of the chickens. One of those goddamn pigeons flapped me as it flew by!
by Origin_of_Librium March 22, 2021
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kebab flap

The flab of fat on an obese woman’s stomach, kinda like a kebab flap (originating from the regions of Armenia)
I could see her kebab flap from a mile away
by Splarging November 15, 2025
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Poon Flap

When the crease underneath the muffin top smells like cheese
Bro¹: yo i was with ogirl last night and she had a "poon flap"
Bro²: lmao damn Foo, so what yall do then?
Bro¹:asked her if she wana take a shower with me lmfao
by SMOF 1st June 2, 2023
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spin flaps

Pain and tenderness of the labia majora following an intensive exercise class on a static bicycle.
I had a great workout this morning but, unfortunately, now I have spin flaps.
by Egnaro March 23, 2025
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Flaps

flaps is used to describe the two sides of a vagina
Chris: DAMN! Have you seen Jessica’s flaps?
by JacobGay0 June 17, 2018
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Flap dance

When a person has to lift the meat apron to give a sexy lap dance. Aka grinding on a fatty and having to lift the flap of fat to touch the junk.
The two lard asses at the end of the bar keep doing the flap dance to Justin Timberlake.
by Sparkle Horse kitten February 8, 2017
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