my balls are on fire

when you have to piss real bad

is that bathroom open i'm about to piss on this carpet,my balls are on fire.

by Kimmi998 June 3, 2010

fire boat salute

While lying on a floating lounge chair in the pool you pee straight upwards and wave the stream around through the air, thus getting it all over you. This mimics the look of a fire boat with its water jets at full blast, putting out a fire. This is most easily accomplished by a male, though a female could attempt with some practice and contortion.

I was bored the other day, so I gave myself a fire boat salute in the pool.

by Murph 001 May 2, 2008

Fire Sauce

The best and most highly regarded descriptor that one can use in reference to an object or event when evaluating said item's worth based on the Taco Bell Sauce Scale (or simply "Sauce Scale"). The term "Fire Sauce" is used to describe a girl that is banging, a badass object, delicious food, or an idea or event that is totally off the hook. Items that are declared as "Fire Sauce" are vastly more cool than items declared Mild Sauce, and slightly more B.A. than items declared Medium Sauce.

"Yo man, your Integra is fire sauce, dude."
"Thanks, man. I spanked two dudes in a Mustang earlier."

"HOLY SHIT! Did you guys just see that chick that walked past? She was total fire sauce!"

by De La Nooch November 2, 2008

the fire escape

A male grasps his woman firmly from behind within the confines of a fire escape. The womans hands are normally placed on the rail of the stairs and the wall for added support, bent forth. Upon reaching his climax, the man thrusts the woman forward down the stairs, while pulling out exclaiming "fire escape". Holding in his fluids, he rushes down to her side and promptly "puts out the flames".

Jon: "Mital, we have an empty fire escape. You down??"
Mital: "The fire escape? Oh well actually, I'm still recovering from the wounded seagull. Maybe another time though."

by Chanigga aka "white stuff" October 13, 2010

House Fire

Pandemics can be a lot like house fires; regardless of how they start, if it's your country or your property you'd like to think that there was a plan to deal with it effectively, efficiently and decisively...or risk having something of great value reduced to ashes.

Hey America! Got any plans to deal with your House Fire?
Maybe we should elect leaders that care more about the INDIVIDUALS that make up this country than they do about their fuckin' TV ratings, Twitter account and Blame-Shifting. Inspired and motivated PEOPLE drive business toward success and the economy into stability, NOT the other way around.

by YAWA May 7, 2020

Ben Finegold

Ben Finegold is a talented chess player and he gives great tips to people like QVC and Hikamura Nakaru. He loves to make jokes during his lessons and he is a great guy overall.

Person 1: Hey have you seen GM Ben Finegold on Twitch?
Person 2: Yeah breh

Person 1: He has such great thoughts on the wooden shield!

by GMQVC February 5, 2021